Tinder...itakuaje?

[Charley_Flani]

Wadau!

Nime pata ka match pale Tinder…lakini advice needed… First things first, kitu ni hii hapa:

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Pros:

-Still looks young innit. (Blacks don’t crack)

-Ka figure kana chungulia… Haikai mbaya. I’m sure “swimming every day” helps quite a bit.

-Can cook-always a plus.

• Mtu na mali yake -not these fcking “slay Queens” and IG “models”…huyu ni mtu amesimama.

• Sounds like a fun character -sense of humour and all that shiznit. Plus, real niggas know “loves to live life to the fullest” is just a code word for “freaky in bed” innit?

Cons

-Amechapa. Manze 47 years. Damn.

-“My family”…probably has grown ass kids. Complications. Especially if there’s a daughter and she’s inherited her fine genes. You get me Bruv?

My homies, what’s a man to do?

[Charley_Flani]

@Purple

Nilikuona umevaa pete kwa ile mbicha ya “business class.” Does your wife know you’re soliciting lays on Tinder? Sad.

Morality police sasa? Mambo vipi?

Haiya basi, our reading today comes from John Chapter 8 Verse 7…and I read:

“Let him among you who is without a sin be the first to cast a stone”

And that’s our reading this Sunday, @Purple .

[Charley_Flani]

@Purple

It’s not about morality, but basic decency. Even heathens know you don’t cheat please. Kama bibi yako amekubore divorce her first alafu ukule wengine. Hope you’re using protection, still it’s in bad taste. Poor wife! I think your international trips and long separation periods are causing a strain on your marriage. What do I know? Good luck and godspeed!

Thread derailment.

OK it’s not something to share in a public forum but you forced my hand.

The divorce happened in 2015 but I still kept the ring. Why? Dunno, I like it and in any case I paid freaking $500 for it! Go figure.

So, there you have it. You see why that Bible verse applies to you?

[Charley_Flani]

@Purple

Oh dear. :oops:
I’m sorry to hear and thanks for opening up- certainly it wasn’t my intention to force your hand. I am not judging you, these things happen!
Maybe you could tell us what happened as a way of healing and if there’s any tips for those who are about to get married.
What happened? Divorce is traumatic, the dreams you had- shattered, who takes care of the kids, custody issues, court battles, alimony(?).
Sharing is caring, fungua roho bro. If not now, perhaps later.
Back to the topic at hand…

You’re really good at this, eh? lmao! Maybe you can start a new career as a therapist.

Anyhoo, I think I’ve said quite enough on this very public forum. But that’s the situation. Part of why it happened, I think you hinted it in your second reply up there.

Sooooooo, having said all that, back to the topic at hand…

[tombayeye]

@Charley Flani

You’re really good at this, eh? lmao! Maybe you can start a new career as a therapist.

Anyhoo, I think I’ve said quite enough on this very public forum. But that’s the situation. Part of why it happened, I think you hinted it in your second reply up there.

Sooooooo, having said all that, back to the topic at hand…

Umeambiwa ufungue roho blal ! uliachwa nini? hiyo 47 si mbaya ,tom bayeye!!! ama namna gani?

[big_man]

By the way nikuulize, una miaka ngapi?

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Just looks like a saloon security guard but i don get the 35+ tinder game- def a thot cant tell if the tat is on the boob or thigh…

[thesavage]

@Charley Flani

Morality police sasa? Mambo vipi?

Haiya basi, our reading today comes from John Chapter 8 Verse 7…and I read:

“Let him among you who is without a sin be the first to cast a stone”

And that’s our reading this Sunday, @Purple .

Bam! Wazi @CF

PS: Moving on to the subject at hand: wachana na hiyo. Imekula chumvi zaidi.

[Ice_Cube]

@Charley Flani

My homies, what’s a man to do?

Chocolate MILFs need love too

[gashwin]

@Purple

Nilikuona umevaa pete kwa ile mbicha ya “business class.” Does your wife know you’re soliciting lays on Tinder? Sad.

sharp! or perhaps somethings are only visible to the roving feminine eye…

[Mr_Jailer]

@Purple

Oh dear. :oops:
I’m sorry to hear and thanks for opening up- certainly it wasn’t my intention to force your hand.[SIZE=6] I am not judging you[/SIZE], these things happen!
Maybe you could tell us what happened as a way of healing and if there’s any tips for those who are about to get married.
What happened? Divorce is traumatic, the dreams you had- shattered, who takes care of the kids, custody issues, court battles, alimony(?).
Sharing is caring, fungua roho bro. If not now, perhaps later.
Back to the topic at hand…

Yeah right

[sure_sure]

@big man

By the way nikuulize, una miaka ngapi?

exactly my thoughts…you’re were divorced in 2015; so this lady is within the ballpark of your age bracket

[Gikonyo]

Ukiona anatamani ka 47 ako around fifties

[thesavage]

@Gikonyo

Ukiona anatamani ka 47 ako around fifties

Yenyewe nilifikiri @CF tuko kaa agemates hivi huyo lady si ni mzee kukuliko?

[Scott_Gardener]

If a woman confidently says, in public, that she’s 47 then you can as well add 10 more years to get her real age. She’s between 57 and 60!!

[thesavage]

@Scott Gardener

If a woman confidently says, in public, that she’s 47 then you can as well add 10 more years to get her real age. She’s between 57 and 60!!

Hata kama anasema ukweli 47 zi.

[Gikonyo]

@thesavage

Yenyewe nilifikiri @CF tuko kaa agemates hivi huyo lady si ni mzee kukuliko?

Wewe ndio mzee noggle

[Gikonyo]

Lakini akikanyaga lane yangu nakamua

[thesavage]

@Gikonyo

Wewe ndio mzee noggle

But of course. Na urespect your elders, kihii.

[Gikonyo]

@thesavage

But of course. Na urespect your elders, kihii.

Wazee wako chuda