Tinder Hookups

Wanakijiji, do you usually feel comfortable sleeping and fucking some random bitch you met on an online dating in your house?

Mimi kuna dame hot (based on her pics) anadai kufika kejani and we just texted not even more than 10 sentences. She agreed afike Sato but I am abit uneasy.

Should remain worried, considering it’s some bitch I have never met and she will be gone by Sunday morning?

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Pombe , mchele , kulala fo, fo, fo, Kuamka sunday morning , nyumba nikama kiwnaja ya kasarani

icing on the cake

covid-19 positive

enjoy while it lasts

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Wachana na Malaya. Okoka. The last days are coming son. Could I take this opportunity to talk to you about Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour!

Okoka kijana Dunia inaisha
Na utafute bibi, ongea na pastor wa kanisa, atakuonyesha nani anaweza Kuwa bibi mzuri kuToka kwa congregation.

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Dem Kama huyo hafai kukanyaga kejani kwako. Game unachezea lodging. Most likely she is a hoe, so cheza safe, tumia protection

lodging ama ufunzwe jiji bro uyo ni MALAIR wa River road amedownload tinder na akaji pimp.

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A tinder bitch is better than spending kwa street whore. Your pofile pic/s also speaks a lot. The more premium it is the shorter the lugha . To avoid drama from tinder girls i always prefer the mature type (with experience you’ll know to differentiate)

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So, if a street whore subscribes to tinder. what is the difference?

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well there is over 80% chance she’s not a street whore and there is chance you may be getting free pussy from a selection with time. Some chance too she will cook

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Based on experience, I have hosted close to 12 to 15 lanyes from dating sites and I have never had one of those bad experiences. My secret, always lock the door then key weka kwa Ile stuff ya ku flash loo the one that stores water. Another thing avoid the ones that will bring the alcohol game, ita lanye, plakana na yeye usiku mzima ikifika 5 am dondoa yeye

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Meet her at a place nearby . Then make your evaluation. Hii life haina formula

Usisikize hawa wajamaa. Leta senye kwa nyumba. Bomoa yeye kisha rusha yeye inje

Hujawahi jua ujinga ya malaya. Kuna wale mtaskizana bei, let’s say 1k usiku. Akifika kwako and she does a quick net worth assessment, anona uko na kakitu na wewe ni mtu wa heshima mtaani. Asubuhi atasema umeenda shots mingi au mboro yako kubwa sana imemuumiza. She will demand 5k cash. She will start shouting and all the drama to embarass you to the neighbors. Ata piga duru, atoe nguo, etc.

Invite those strangers only if you have nothing to lose. Wewe ni kichwa ngumu na utaweza deal na any such drama bila kujali kuchoma picha.

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Mtu huangukia mara kwa mara “normal” chics from tinder and as @olycrank said you might end up getting free pussy and she might cook too. The vendors mostly ask for cash “token” upfront when texting to avoid time wasting.

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Mimi i always thank God that the number of times nilipigwa mchele which is around 5 (am Sure i lost not less than 800,000 kshs in cash and electronics) sijawai amka with stiches and bandages and missing organs. God loves me.

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Funga mlango na padlock. Zima stima ufiche key chini ya carpet

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:D:D:D:D:D

Bro, five times? Hehe that’s quite the stories you have to tell. Ebu leta hekaya

Hiyo ni risky ama ni kiu juu ya lock down.

Vituko za pipu.

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