Time & Money wasted, Narudia Lanye

Late last year 6k yangu ilikunywa maji hivyo kupeleka muislamu date, heri ningedishi nayo Lanye considering nimeacha u Malaya for 2 months now.

So Kuna huyu msomali lightskin alihamia mtaa hapo March kumuona nikasema siezi jisumbua kuchase coz I might end up simping. Fast forward towards end of April after a brief chat njiani she would happily greet me nikitembea. One day nikiingia mat akanifuata sat with me we had a good chat akaniitisha number then flashed me so I could get hers too.

Sa Mimi huyo nikasema amejileta mwenyewe so I made use of the number 2 days later, we would have nice chats even meet up kuelekea tao job na we started sexting nikajua huyu anaeza gawa

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Wote ni malaya tu

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What are we supposed to do with a half hekaya? Kula maraya bila kusumbua

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Hehehe hakuna kitu huuma kama kuspend on a lady alafu akunyime

TIP;
Always spend the amount you are willing to lose…mimi i introduced a cleaver way of making sure i spend little as possible

Tukiwa talking stage i trash restaurant food and say how it’s always the same …then i suggest we do a cook date….either i go to her place or she comes to my place we prepare some nice meals and i buy drinks

It works because it’s cheap,you get to know alot about each other while cooking together and you have a great chance of getting kisses or grabbing her Ass

Next time unajua mkipatana unazama ndani if your lucky utapewa on that same day but this has never happened to me

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Utakufa vibaya kijana

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Whats your success rate i bet 8%. Dress vizuri jaza gari mafuta, enda carwash, Peleka msichana date akule food. Omba ikus 99% will agree mpeleke apartment yako iko na lift saa hizo unafeel mzigo by the time unafika kwa penthouse Unapewa vile unataka hata yeye anahave a lifetime experience. Akikunice kula ukiendelea hii story ya vijana wa sikuhizi kukazia pesa na hakuna place utaipeleka. Mimi I had my fill hata saa hii mwanamke apite akiwa colour indigo sishtuki because Ive seen it all

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I don’t deal with milayas ….either employed women with their own money or college girls living off campus

Sijui hii uoga nyinyi hukuwa nayo ni ya nini…bibi ya wenyewe is the only no go zone

But the same way wewe umejikalisha it’s the same way some girl pia amejikalisha single,lonely rubbing her clit daily

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Utakufa vibaya kijana.

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This is the ideal modus operandi for a bachelor and this kid @KING_KING_100 should take notes. All you need is:

  1. Basic car (bora sio dudu ama za uber).
  2. A decently furnished 1-bedroom apartment.
  3. Decent threads + grooming.
  4. Float kidogo ya dates na drinks hapa na pale.

A young bachelor coming up can certainly get a chic or two without those, but those 4 things will make it easier for him to smash more women quicker. You don’t even have to be a “birrionea” to get those things.

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Hehe, king king kumbe unateseka kweli kweli… Hadi mna hope tu mungu aingilie kati mpate ka munju na mguse Tako…

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Vijana watoe wapi hela kaka… Na ndio zimeadimika kama maziwa ya kuku.

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Hehe hii game ya hunting huwa si mchezo tapeli …you have to impress to get a taste of the honey pot …alafu kama sisi huwa hatununui kuma it’s much harder

But the results huwa worth it knowing you got a girl only by your vibe and game…you didn’t lead with money

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… Kazi nyingi sana, huyo dem unatumia akili nyingi kukaribia @gaines ana muokota kwa kumshikia mishikaki by the roadside.

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Funny thing it’s been years since I’ve sat across a table vibing a girl I’m on a date with…so to me it works plus it’s something new you would be surprised how many girls are tired of the old fashioned date set up because they have been to plenty

And who said it’s cheap?? Nunua high quality spaghetti or rice if it’s pilau ….nyama

If she’s into liquor nunua mzinga na chaser ama 6pack Cider …if she’s s smoker nunua weed ama pack ya cigarettes

But it’s a vibe …ALWAYS…cooking together,listening to music…dancing….watching movies

I urge all men to introduce a cook date into their lives and wasare dates za nje kuwaste pesa with no vibe

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Ama use the @MTINGIZA_KITANDA way of doing things. Unamlipia rent alafu unamdinya any time you want alafu you find out she is a lanye you come crying online then you get another chic and the cycle continues.

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Ulikuwa umeanza vizuri Kinuthia…umeharibu huko mwisho bloody fakin

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Btw most elders saw sense in what i was doing…rather than take an expensive Airbnb unalipia kakuro rent then you get spare key…utakuwa unaendea kuma vile unataka (ku share nayo lazima)…two nights hiyo rent inajilipa…ni vile you guys have an IQ size of a cashew nut. My next plan is to rent a bedshitter and furnish it as my slaughter house

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Haiya hii shit ilijipost kumbe hadn’t finished writing the story

What I meant is late last year I laughed and lectured my friend after he spent almost 30k taking some chic to a date 3 times only to be ghosted bila kugwara.

So juzi I’m almost falling to the same fate after nipelekee huyo muislamu date spent all that we talked the next few days then nikaamua nikimye kiasi so she can also contact first rather than me everytime, sai it’s been almost 2 weeks hajanisaka so najua spending more on her will be a waste. Like they say dem akiwaradar Yako she will make communication easier and mutual. Of she doesn’t she is just using you.

Hiyo day before nipelekee yeye date I had even entered tagged nikapata some fine chic lightskin from ruiru she was hosting na I had a long time nikiitisha dry fry coz she insisted anadai 3k for 2 shots. I had seriously contemplated going for her coz nisure bet but that little simp in me said inataka I earn the pussy this round. I chose wrongly. Hiyo 6k ningekula Malaya Kama 4 wa 1500 or 12 hoes wale Gen Z wa pale Kampala business center wakiitisha 500 per shot

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Between 2023 na 2024 I had 3 chics waligawa without me ever spending a dime. Mmoja was friend to my siz tukiwa coast trip alinipeleka hadi kwa bnb getaway ya mubabas wake nikamkulia hapo, she even paid the Uber for going there. Never had her number to even text or chat her. Dame hukuwa high class ajab out of my league.

Another alikuwa wa job she invited me to install windows at her place, akanikaribia kwa sofa, nikaguza guza kiasi she didn’t resist before I even knew it tushavuana na tunadishiana.

The other was a friend to my cuzo, her bf alikuwa anamleta na Golf, she would even brag about the places amepelekwa. One day we shared the same bed hapo kwa my cuzo na by morning nikadara kimchezo we started kissing na hivyo ndio nilipewa kugwara without ever spending or even texting her.

Another time I had this fine neighbors who got into my head but alinifriend zone but few months later I got this fine chic from Badoo, same Beauty standards with my neighbor,(lightskin, fine ass) we started as a hookup then would later spend about 7 months together coz I only paid hookup once, hiyo ingine was maybe salon money na some dates but kugwara was unlimited.

So you see ukishapata pussy by doing the bare minimum you feel disappointed when your effort isn’t appreciated.

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