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Last night I stayed up late and decided why not see what happens on this app. Kuingia nkapatana na hii kunguru ikiwa live. She was giving out her number then idiots would pay 200 bob and be added to a whatsapp group.

Hapo ndo alikua anaenda anawapigia live show ya 10 mins wajamaa wakinyonga nayo.

I was wondering why would you pay even 10 bob kuona kuma kwa simu. Anyway I texted the number and asked for her location niende kusalimiana na elders.

Nlipewa appointment ya leo pale Medina Hotel. Hebu wale elders wamefika huko mniambie how the place is before niende.

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Shit! Shit! Shit!, I saw this thing on twitter I thought ni uwongo. Where will we hide our daughters!

Ni ukweli bana. I read it on Citizen TV’s Twitter too, that’s why I downloaded the app kuona kaa ni ukweli. I even saw some couple from the south who had let the camera run na wanakulana live. Though they had covered themselves na duvet anyone would tell what they were doing. Hide your kids!!

Meanwhile mwenye anataka number ya hiyo kunguru hapo juu nimeeka ya beshtake so you call and ask for Clare(pictured above).

They use her friend’s number for umalaya. The friend is a rotto tank from central though. So ask for Clare straight away.

Here: 0758 599867

Ebu tuheshimu hata kama wewe haujiheshimu

Unatakaje mtu nyeusi. Namba ya malaya ndo hiyo

Afadhali lanye wa calabash

Speaking of Calabash, kuna new meat huko ndani ama ni wale wa last year ndio bado wako hapo. This year sijafika huko ndani. I have passed hapo Inje and it’s the same faces that I see standing there outside

takataka

Always the veterans ndio watasimama nje wewe ingia upate soft meat.

One Sunday nitapitia camp

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i have said more than 10 times on this platform that tiktok is the new online brothel

Izo curtains ni za Medina Hotel

Plus hii ni Lanye sugu sana…anauza tao na Thika Road…ako na page twitter anajiita Tasmirenja ako na videos akilimwa

Clichy @uwesmake the shenzi anauza kamatako huko tiktok @20bob angalau the father akule chai akiskiza radio jambo

Nani amekula ile big ass Njoki mwiraria or something? Huyo lazima anauza mkia

How desperate are men out here? Mia mbili kuona msichana alongside other niggers? How about stopping a woman on the road and telling her what you want? Costs nothing.

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