As I was walking around the town, I saw this very beautiful lady who came out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was bus shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Oya brathe pita haraka, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie.” MAFISI AT WORK
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… weird things do happen in this town but I bet you are on more weird stuff
Whatsapp forward as received shiet? KETI PALE
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Kwani tuko uko ile prayercell ya Emba boss?
NYAMAZA!!!
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Muhindi ajakulipa mzae? Peleka stress huko mboss. Tembeza kiatu…
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Mii uwanga na unco wangu kigugumizi, time zake akishindwa ongea … anakukula Kofi pap! alafu andai ati hiyo ni upusi gani ulikuwa unasema. Ndo naskia fayia huyu boi
two hot slaps and a sweep is what you deserve
Serre unacopy paste kutoka facebook…atleast acknowledge the source buda boss.
Upuusy
When a renowned butcher tells you this, you need to clench your buttcheeks promptly.
i feel the pain
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recycled
JAKENYA SCHUPID