I had not taken notice of just how much ammonia, nitrogen, formaline, mercury, formaldehyde, alcohol, methanol, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, chloride e.t.c women apply on their hair, their faces, their bodies and probably their things! They have razors, scissors, combs, toothpicks, knives, forks e.t.c all in the name of beauty.
It is an overkill and to be honest, ALL THESE THINGS DONT WORK! How they dont get that I would never know! The only thing that works is bleaching cream, all the rest are just useless junk chemicals, they dont make your skin as soft as a baby’s bum, much as you are made to believe, they will never stop you from aging. Have a look for yourself
HER STUFF
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See the pencils, modem :Dcombs, brushes, power plug amongst the eye liners, Qtex, Ambi, Susana pomade, johnsons babby buttocks powder:eek::eek::eek:
We are not finished
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Here we start with Doom:eek::eek::eek:(Is that for lice, mites, coackroaches, spiders???) Am done!
Now let us see what the man possesses
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Mmmmmh, Torch (handy at night), handkerchief (for colds) hair brush, aftershave, bulb (mmmmhhh), Water, lots of water (very healthy living!) WD40(repair of creaky stuff), Match box(??) and some lubricating oil. Simple and easy.
Between me and the missus, who will definately die by 65 from chemical poisoning or some strange disease of the puss from all these strange concotions??:D:D:D