This is why Luanda Magere impregnated and married the mboch

Sex & Relationships
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Cc: @TrumanCapote
Cc: @LuandaMagere

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mimi bibi anajua hawezi niletea mdomo refu atakula sweep na arudi kwao

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@chap was married to @Kodiaga lakini akaweka chmvi kwa chai leading to a vicious beating and that was the end of their marriage
Currently he is engaded to @sludgist luckily

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of all people , umeona uniite alongside @Truman Kapotty

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ngitey íno

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Even me I’m looking for someone like that who I don’t have to pay. Hook me up Professor.

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When @Kodiaga got married, @Tom Bayeye Kinyozi jebedayo ndiye alimnyoa mafuthi na njunga mayi.

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Kwani what is wrong kujitengenezea chai wewe mwenyewe? Wanaume saa zengine tunajibwaga. Mimi i love doing things for myself na sitakubali mtu aniharibie timing.

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Mkamba mjinga @chap akikulishwa kales na @kanguthu , akiitishwa kikombe ya shai anapoint microwave na mattercore

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Bibi hakuna kumbelezea, no more simping here and there just because she has a shit hole that you need

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Inafika level gani unaoa boss? Plantation siku hizi imekuwa scam bana. Watu wanaoana wanaachana after 6 months. Wacha nikae single mimi nikitafuta cure ya ED pole pole.

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Wewe ndio ulisema utajipikia ugali hadi ile siku utatoka hii dunia?

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Ukioa, make sure ata ocha uko na keja fiti iko na almost kila kitu. Ukinusa ngori kwa relationship unahepa unaenda nyumbani unasema uko na project huko. Ata kama project ni kulala na kupiga story na mzae

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Elders kindly note the difference between a wife and a partner, without a succinct distinction of the above terms you may hate an institution you were never admitted to in the first place.
Cc chairman @Yuletapeli