This is Phil - RIP Lyton Njoroge

This is Phil.

My agemate, Lyton, of Kimende died yesterday near the petrol station at home, together with a Mashambaini barmaid, in his pimped out Subaru.

RIP, bro.

I just wish you did not drink and drive.

NOTE TO SELF & ALL: IF YOU HAVE TO DRINK AND DRIVE, DRINK YOGHURT!

PS: Dad says hi to you all. You may visit him at St George’s Ward.

we dont give a phuck about you oldchieth and your chieth friends

Tender yako ya printing haijaivana tusikie scandal ingine.Ebu jitambulishe kama you are one of the looters.

Toa maoni ya Wangige wacha kupitia tu kama conman…
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Ngombe eno…

you mean maisha ilim @123tokambio

Haiya…kimende in home pia

I have been meaning to ask…

Who the ferk is Phil?

Imaginary son of the couch pundit brought to life to save him from internet obsolescence.

Lyton wa Mama Njoroge amenyuria boss…

The alter ego of the senile old fool.

This takes the gold from multi handling.

Thank you guys. I got the much clarity I needed.

@FieldMarshal CouchP , my condolences.

Poleni sana.

Philomena

NGAI

MWAMBIE HUYO BABAKO ATAKUFA VERY SOON

muthee niaye…nisambazie ule msim

Poleni sana . Senior be strong

It is not mashambaini rather Mashambani…which barmaid?

@Alpha_Dog ata we n wa kimende?