This is Guka - Umama Thread.............

I know men who watch these kind of programmes (@uwesmake, @Mathaais etc etc ) have an over-load of oestrogen the same way yule Seuth Efrikan Semenya amewabebea wanaume kumi testosterone but I found this one funny.

Bitch can’t tell who the father is - after 4 DNA tests. Aisee, mboss, kwani alilala na wanaume wangapi within those three/four/five conception days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dArYHz_-VA8

In case of a pregnancy scare with a kunguru, don’t admit liability. Consult Obado.

Muthee bado unatuambia tukule vitu dryfry with the rising cases of new infections? In Kiambu county. Half of the tested pregnant women are positive. And yet they were proven negative in their last pregnancy. Watu wavae juala

Wapi source?

Sad. Being a black American woman and finding an honest black man to marry you can be a very tall
order. I feel terrible for her…

:D:D
Sis unafaa ile kibare inaitwangwa ‘kamon.’

You feel terrible for a hoe who slept with at least five different men IN ON MONTH WITHOUT USING PROTECTION, including this gay guy she manipulated using akoho?

Onawe ni kii mamie?

Watch the whole clip…

Zaaneni kama panya

I can tell you upfront that your stats are wrong. HIV-prevalence in Kiambu is about 2.5% and that’s because of some demographic dynamics I don’t want to go into in areas like Githurai, Thika and Limuru…

Muthee achana na hii mambo ya kushinda umeangalia TV kila saa, weekend nimekuinvite twende uthoni tupeleke kijana fulani akalipe mahari.
Na usiniaibishe lazima ujue kuongea kama mzee.
Muratina itakuwa kwa wingi.

Hizo siku zote umekuwa ktalk hakuna kitu ya maana umewai sema. Kamon ni nini?:oops: jesoo :D:D:D:D

Wapi effidence bwana D.O

Searching for love can make you do stupid things. Guy after guy lies to her until she gives up the goods hoping to buy love.

It’s always the same story of a black ghetto woman looking for her baby daddy. Ask yourself why? And the shows just keep preying on their misfortunes for ratings.
As for the gay guy, the levels of psychoanalysis i could go into with it…wacha tu. Basically, she finds in him someone safe because if he rejects her, she can always blame it on his gayness.

ill pass

Siku hizi unaniambisha sana - you never catch! Cool as a cucumber all the time. I WANT THE OLD MATHIGHS BACK!:D:D:D:D:D:D

As for uthoni, I will be burying a rela this weekend. Sori.

What kills me in this thing is that she tested the DNA of others that were found not to be the father and then decided its the Gay guy :smiley:

How come I’ve been lying to some gals here and they never ever unleash sweetheart? What am saying is, you can always find an excuse for poor behaviour/judgement but as we all know, KUNGURU NI KUNGURU TUU…

And still wasn’t!

The guy who fathered the kid is deceased. DNA itafanywa aje? No one knows. She was holding on to false hopes of finding a living man who can be the dad.
Guka ukija hapa unaweza kuwa muthuri wa giitio sana. Most men of your age are either poor, on drugs, dead or in jail.

Am sure even the dead guy is innocent. DNA for him can be done from stored pathogical and body specimens or after exhumation. Lakini hata wewe mamie mbona unatetea huyu mama hivo? Four guys test negative for the kid kwani what life was she living? FOUR, and now she’s pinning it on a dead guy? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.

(Reminds of a ‘mad’ lady that I know. Six different kids with different men from six different tribes…)