This is Guka - This is the Uhuru Upumbavu Sipendi. Ushenzi Kabisa!

system · January 19, 2019, 5:20pm

Tuko imara kama boiled spaghetti.
Senile whiner.

Teddy_time · January 19, 2019, 5:21pm

Imagine the president of the US attending the funeral of the New York head of the Mafia.

Or the UK Queen attending the burial of a failed City of London banker who pilfered depositers’ funds.

Impossible, right?

But Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta, the Head of State of the Republic of Kenya, sees absolutely no harm in using state resources to fly hundreds of kilometres to attend the funeral of a suspected thief, Bruce Odhiambo.

True, Bruce made some considerable contributions to Kenyan music in his private capacity. True, Bruce and Uhuru went to the same high school and were long-term buddies.

But a president of a country that is buffeted from all sides by the storms of corruption must, MUST, be careful what message he’s sending to the nation when he personally drops all matters of state to attend the burial of a thief already in court for looting public funds. And not just any funds. Money meant to help thousands of young Kenyans from poor backgrounds set up businesses and become financially empowered.

Bruce Odhiambo, you may recall, together with his then CEO Catherine Namuye, also now dead, transferred at least Sh400 million to private accounts and proceeded to dish it between themselves and their friends. Their criminal case is still pending in the High Court. This as millions of youth went hungry due to unemployment.

I, on a personal level, bitterly regret waking up early to drive up to Kijabe to vote for this clown. TWICE. Afadhali ningelala tu.

I apologise to my children and all other Kenyan children who look up to me and other adults for letting them down. Hopefully, before I die I will make up for that stupid error.

As for Uhuru, I know he doesn’t need my vote again and he can call me a ‘mshenzi’. But he and his cronies should be wary of the ‘prayerful’ anger of 45 million Kenyans. Karma is a bitch, na hatuwezi kuweka all our hope in you na mambo iwe ni kutuita ‘washenzi’.

Bro, these guys go way back and they are buddies. To paraphrase Moi, you would say “Ohhh ohhh Uhuru should not have gone… ohhh, ohhh he is consorting with thieves”. But at the end of the day, this is the reality of kenya politics. All politicians ni wezi.

How comes you didnt say this when uhuru attended Biwotts funeral? Truth be told, every kenyan politician would be burried alone if they were to pretend ati they dont want to be seen near a thieves funeral.

Suck it up my friend, coz us voters are idiots and our politicians are the bright ones coz they know how to manipulate us using ethnicity and hiding behind ethnicity when they are targetted. Until our voting patterns change, we deserve the kind of people we vote into office coz they are an expression of our voting patterns whether its Uhuru in power, or Raila or Musyoka or Madvd or WSR. Our voting patterns which are based on ethnicity rather than merit means we are doomed to vote in the same kinds of leaders over and over and over.

ndume · January 19, 2019, 5:26pm

Not to distract from this important topic but do you recall writing on this board that you never went to university or that was hekaya like any other

Mchezaji · January 19, 2019, 5:33pm

tuliza kiherere, uliza supreme coat nani alieshinda kura, na jua si uhu wenu wala kura zenu.

FieldMarshal_CouchP · January 19, 2019, 5:33pm

Jakadala tusizoeane! Kipara ngoto wewe!

Sogomba_Sadamkale · January 19, 2019, 6:25pm

Stop whining, you geriatric shitbird. When God finished creating Adam and Eve, Satan saw that and was jealous so he decided he was going to create his own likeness, but he didn’t have clay in Hell so he made you out of his shit and farted the stench of life into you.

Chilande · January 19, 2019, 6:26pm

Imagine the president of the US attending the funeral of the New York head of the Mafia.

Or the UK Queen attending the burial of a failed City of London banker who pilfered depositers’ funds.

Impossible, right?

But Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta, the Head of State of the Republic of Kenya, sees absolutely no harm in using state resources to fly hundreds of kilometres to attend the funeral of a suspected thief, Bruce Odhiambo.

True, Bruce made some considerable contributions to Kenyan music in his private capacity. True, Bruce and Uhuru went to the same high school and were long-term buddies.

But a president of a country that is buffeted from all sides by the storms of corruption must, MUST, be careful what message he’s sending to the nation when he personally drops all matters of state to attend the burial of a thief already in court for looting public funds. And not just any funds. Money meant to help thousands of young Kenyans from poor backgrounds set up businesses and become financially empowered.

Bruce Odhiambo, you may recall, together with his then CEO Catherine Namuye, also now dead, transferred at least Sh400 million to private accounts and proceeded to dish it between themselves and their friends. Their criminal case is still pending in the High Court. This as millions of youth went hungry due to unemployment.

I, on a personal level, bitterly regret waking up early to drive up to Kijabe to vote for this clown. TWICE. Afadhali ningelala tu.

I apologise to my children and all other Kenyan children who look up to me and other adults for letting them down. Hopefully, before I die I will make up for that stupid error.

As for Uhuru, I know he doesn’t need my vote again and he can call me a ‘mshenzi’. But he and his cronies should be wary of the ‘prayerful’ anger of 45 million Kenyans. Karma is a bitch, na hatuwezi kuweka all our hope in you na mambo iwe ni kutuita ‘washenzi’.

Malipo ni hapa hapa duniani. I believe in karma

FieldMarshal_CouchP · January 19, 2019, 6:53pm

Waaaah! Kijana si uko na matusi! Use this talent for something more constructive…

LuandaMagere · January 19, 2019, 6:56pm

[COLOR=rgb(243, 121, 52)]I VOTED FOR RAILA & I DO NOT REGRET IT ONE BIT…
Unlike my Okuyu relatives !! :D:D

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FieldMarshal_CouchP · January 19, 2019, 7:05pm

I am NOT saying you are one, BUT EVERY TRIBAL ANTI-KIKUYU BIGOT I have met is either married to a Kikuyu OR has Kikuyu relatives. Quite a coincidence, eeeeeh?

LuandaMagere · January 19, 2019, 7:36pm

I dnt have to prove my ethnicity … am just stating that I did not follow the herd mentality ya washenzi …I made a highly analysed decision at the ballot box… I knew Ruto was a thief & Uhuru would be a clueless president before being elected …pale 2013 :rolleyes::rolleyes:

WuTang · January 19, 2019, 8:09pm

:D:D:D:D:D:D

system · January 19, 2019, 9:04pm

This is one thing I agree with you. All of them are married to Kyuks. Amazing!

Quite why they subject their children to bad blood remains a mystery.
Quite why they subject their ‘mothers and sistas’ to deep hatred online is another mystery.

We long concluded ni uwongo mtupu.

mayekeke · January 19, 2019, 10:45pm

Reminds of the villager that disowned his own mother and tribe because of Raila, alikuwa anaitwa nani vile? Sijui jazzman ama kitu kama hicho.

FieldMarshal_CouchP · January 20, 2019, 7:06am

Am a pureblood babygal. Ungihee no tuciare muthamaki. Ukahe rii?

Ubongo · January 20, 2019, 8:37am

@Jazzman

ChifuMbitika · January 20, 2019, 12:46pm

Kamaru was not an underachiever you goat! He was a benga maestro.

system · January 20, 2019, 3:55pm

Fiund let us just say you are thoroughly bored:D. Nilikwambia zamani I ditched a man for asking for the goods for ‘asking’ for the goods spelling out those 2 words. V revolting.
Sometimes it would be ‘niukuhe umuthe’ arrg apana…had these images of him all done in 10 mins rolling over, snoring and I was done.
He has never known why I went MIA on him…

system · January 20, 2019, 3:57pm

All the messages he spread through his songs before we were born have all come to pass.