The other day I told you folks that the njaruonisation of the editorial department of the once iconic Nation should see us mdomo kauka Mungichs have a small meeting thutha wa hama.
After all, you are the company’s leading local shareholders, readers and advertisers.
You thought I was joking.
Pick today’s edition of the Daily Nation.
Virtually all the leading news features are on Njaruozzzzzzz, by Njaruozzzzzzz!
Kuna ile ya yule msichana alikula risasi while joining rioters to pelt police with stones in Kisumu. A 19 year old Form Two.
Then kuna a whole feature of an Omondi family that has disappeared in Shakahola. Who cares?
Turn the page and then eti we have to read about a dim-eyed orangutan who started a fight at Hornbill, Rongai, (surprise, surprise, isn’t that their pastime?) akatupwa kwa septic tank na bouncers.
Ukurasa mwingine is given to a njaruo musician lamenting about his tanking career eti Uhunye forgot about him after he sang his praises.
In all those stories, kama kawaida ni kilio, oooh sirkal, ooooh my child was an angel, bla bla shit…
And that’s after all the endless daily Raila this, Raila that, nonsense…
And you and I, good Kenyans from Mt Kenya, North Rift, Kambaland et al, are supposed to buy this shit. How now? Why?
If the Aga Khan doesn’t act soon hii inakufa…