This is Guka -Chiefmbitika, Ogopa Wazee. Ndukanamenere Karagita Hunyu....

Your cousin the model was today wearing a green dress, a black open ‘sweater’ zile mrefu and came carrying a black and white bag.

Bado sijafika first base nijue rangi ya you know what…

Ukitupa mchele kwa jogoo wengi hapana laumu kuku, laumu mkono wako…

Si ungem-inbox tu.

Boasting before thousands boosts the ego better than doing it to one person.

if only she was an arab…

Unashikisha @ChifuMbitika ndai na huitishi kigachwa! :D:D

Tiga uiru ngabu. Kufa baridi peke yako…

Figsed:D

:D:D:D:D

Wealth redistribution about to take place…

Eureka! :D:D

Umesahau punchline guka

Your small penis will not leave a dent for the rest of who go there.

Why haven’t you managed to come over and tetea yourself so far Guka?

I too wonder how!

You know and I know everything I have written is true. Maa ya Ngai. Hata naweza swear with Maitu Njeri.

Wacha kusesa…

Penises dont leave dents unless inserted in asos. Deal with your dents…

what input do people who play snooker with a rope have in matters inputting?

Go ahead and make me believe it Guka. Leta mbuzi nikupatie hii kitu!

My big penis leaves dents, old man.