This Happened on Heroes' Day

Have you ever walked for around 500 metres from your house then discovered that your fly is open? Wait a minute, you’re not even wearing a boxer! :frowning: That was me on Heroes’ Day.

I had slept late that Tuesday night so by the time I was waking up on Wednesday, it was already noon. I had to send some cash via M-pesa so I slipped into a t-shirt and a short like I always do when I’m indoors. Open shoes ndio hizo, and I’m off.

The first person I met did not look at me funnily. Step, step, step… two women. They look at me funnily, look at my lower abdomen, then smile at each other. Then it hit me. Sijafunga zip. Damn! Na hata sina boxer. So my guess is that they saw the mtree.

Fuck it! Zipped, and proceeded like a true shujaa. It was embarrassing though.

Ok. No photos needed here

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Hukuwa unaskia ka upepo kwa umbali?

true, tutirenda kwona ngonde

Hii si ni ufala sasa.
So you are into going commando?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

And you crown yourself a hero, hehee

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Haukuskia ka breeze kakichapa ama your dick was too numb after excessive Kawasaki ?

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GAY

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Unatembeaje bila boxer?

Most times when I spend the day indoor and I have to the shop, I double check whether am wearing a short coz it’s so easy to step out in my boxers.

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Nlifeel but nikalenga :frowning:

Hang over, hang ups…

Y

You are a very conservative dude

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:eek::eek::eek:

Fresh air ukiwa kwa nyumba ni muhimu :slight_smile:

Sasa ningefanya? Could not go back… had to soldier on.

PUNGUZA BHANGI BOSS

Feels nice with sweatpants, thank me later.

kwa nyumba its okay lakini nje boners are iinevitable