This boy needs to grow up

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Earlier, a notification appeared in my inbox. Upon opening the message, I discovered it was Mlolongo vagabond @PHARMACY begging me to assist him in battling his nemesis Dickson Otieno @uwesmake.

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@PHARMACY fellow men are waking up to go and earn a living, others to work out at the gym, others to battle in Ukraine, meanwhile you wake up at 5AM to beg a woman to help you fight? are you okay upstairs?

It’s despicable for a man to cry for help. Learn to fight your battles like a man.

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@PHARMACY uyu si Patco. Huyu ni ule msee anapenda sana kuimitate Miguna. @WIGSPLITTA and countless other handles.

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Mwache Huyo Shoga.
I think he has a real problem. Dementia maybe

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Wueh! This chiloba shiet is real

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@PHARMACY was cursed when his duck billed platypus anus squirted on an old witch in a kibwezi bound bus after the conductor squeezed his hand while receiving a fourty bob coin instead of the usual 50 bob bus fare from mlolongo

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yaliyo ndwele sipite

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Ghaseeer

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@SledgeHammer hatukutaki huku

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@poyoloko the perennial wife impregnator has 10 swinelets . He sires each year .because of poverty @poyoloko panuas for @uwesmake the scaly leg marsupial. Together they are a formidable homosexual tag team

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Is a platypus a marsupial

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D wewe si mwanamke .wewe ni ndume msenge shoga Malaya. Unataka kujifanya hapa macendecere akupige stick mcunyi

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Nini inahappen huku leo? Vita left right centre.

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Ndio pia nashangaa tumeamkia vayolens

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Malisa hio takataka

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Upuuuuus