I am a very laid back and a little bit introverted kind of guy, everybody tells me I am too much of gentleman ( if they only knew the kind of stuff nafanya chini ya maji) anyway when you are this kind of person, more often than not you attract women who are polar opposite of you. If your fisi instincts are not yet well refined you’ll have to work with that. So I have always attracted the craziest, the baddest, the sluttiest, basically the women at the other extreme end of the continuum.
I remember in first year in campus I used to date a wannabe video vixen (she appeared in a few music videos, well they never got to TV) who katiad me. After classes the chick would be waiting for me in my room with only her knickers on! Ningeingingia tu! nashtukia nimerushwa kwa bed my trouser has been ripped off and my ding dong inanyonya kama lollipop, I could cum in her mouth. Usiku I would wake up with a huge load on me, yes it was her ridding me hard like she’s possessed. At some point I was done with her craziness and melodrama so I dumped her. The next week another crazy friend comes visiting nikabuy soda ninini, then I tried being smooth and I was like you’r so cute" casually kissed her on the back of her hand, shock on me! The mama jumped on me immediately and started kissing me, and in the process she removed her trousers and thong just like that! It took me a few minutes to process that I had a pussy staring at me and i have no other option but to hit it. I dumped her a few weeks later after she came to my room at six in the morning, after mdaro nikaweka finger, it came out with some whitish sticky stuff. You guessed it right zilikia spermo za ndume ingine.
Some time later we were having a party and we ran out of drinks kitu mid night. Maboyz wakasema mimi ndio niende kubuy. A strange lady who had i had just met at the party early on volunteered to accompany me. Tukaenda tukabuy drinks and then we came back. Nikifungua gate the mama suddenly pulled me close and started kissing me, and then without a word she turned around and pulled her tights and ngotha down na akachora saba! I was shell-shocked! I had not carried cds because I hadn’t planned for this, but looking at that spectacular ass staring at me cajoling me to hit it, ni kasema kama ni mbaya ni mbaya ni mbaya! I hit hard! I busted my nut na natukaingia kwa party. At the bash we were playing this game where you zungusha bottle mwenye inapoint munaingia kwa bafu and then you do whatever it is you want to do, Turn yangu ikafika nikazungusha and the bottle pointed to this mama who had striking resemblance to the mama I had just fucked. Tukaingia bathroom tumekiss ninini then she takes my hand anaieka ndani ya thights zake, you all know what happened and guess what! later on i learned she was a younger sister to the other chick.
I became close friends with the younger sister, and a few weeks later i got blackout drunk and shockingly I wake up at her place. Morning ananiuliza, unajua tulifanya nini jana? I am like nope I don’t remember a thing, ata sijui nilifika hapa aje, and then she led me to a dustpin and there were two used condoms in the dustpin. I have many other crazy stories … I am lucky I came out in one piece.