First of all,Dim eye orangutan alikuwa ame park Ka Uber kake Nissan Note kwa entrance ya kwangu(sijui nitafanya nini kwa sababu ni kama mazoea ya hao majamaa wa Nduthi na Uber),ni kapiga honiii jamaa aniondokeee niingie,hanahizo,nika piga honiii tena jamaa ikatoa mkono nje na kuonyesha ishara ya ati nipitie juuu.
Nikashindwa, kwani haoni amepark kwa culvert ya kuingia kwangu? Nikashuka ndio tukasemezane,…wacha jitu la miramba miine litoke kwa gari na matusi mingi ati ohhh eeeh kwani nikikaa hapa dakika mbili customer afike kunashida gani, …
hii mashamba mnaringa nayo ata ni Kenyatta aliwaibia akawapea, …so ata haunishindi na kitu yoyote …hizi zote ni za wizi…,ati Wakikuyu mnafikiria hii Kenya ni yenu mshinde mkisumbua watu wengine…hapo ikabidi nimerudi kwa Fortuner yangu wishing I owned a piece…I waited till his customer boarded nani kamwambia sina ubaya..akanitusi ya mwisho (i think alisema ifueee) na akaenda…Saa hii bado nafikiria how I wll defend myself in future against such people who have advantage over me mass-wise.
Second incident ni some guy i buy Khakis from,so I had told him to keep some for me zikifika and he indeed kept I think 4 pairs,but sasa during the weekend I entertained my lovely friends @Lord_Wanaruona and @njonge pesa ikapungua kiasi,he called today kuuliza kama naenda kuzichukua…nikamwambia auze juu sina pesa,now he is threatening to maim me coz of that.Yes he failed to other customers coz he was reserving them for me,lakini kwani hawezi nielewa.
Watu wawache makasiriko buana,KK govt is hard on all of us.
3rd incident is that i forgot to zip up after visiting them gents,kwa supermarket a lady told me they don’t need to see my deflated balls,kabla nishikanishe anasema nini,luckily the trolley was hiding the view.
Lakini hiyo jaruo imenitisha,iko on the wrong na haitaki kujua…wueeeh
very true, kama leo mimi nilikuwa kwa garage…I placed a phone in my pocket and a nugu boy @cortedivoire started shouting that I have stolen something and hidden in my pocket. I shouted back 'it’s mine".. my aura and base made the bonobo run away like a little bitch…
The useless Jaruo was too disrespectful and deserves to be shot dead. However in the case of khakis, you are on the wrong and deserves to be admonished. There’s no way you can delay a trader from selling his wares and then default on collection. You deserve to be beaten up.
Piece ni ya kukaa kwa safe master bedroom after mumetoka shooting range na khupipi. Its for guarding your castle even when you eint @ home as you imbibe on frothy drinks. Not for killing rowdy jaruos. Ukianza kutembea nayo jela is always beckoning. Kunja ngumi huki inje like other men.
