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ni vitu gani we hufanya watu wengine huona kama si kawaida?

i find it hard kulala kama sijajifunika mpaka kichwa yote ndani ya blanketi…ata kulala nikiangalia juu sipendi.

nawekanga sukari vijiko nne kwa chai…wen no one anangalia off course:D:D

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Jeez spoons nne yawa kwani kikombe ni size gani?

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Kujikuna makende

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Pulling out my beard there’s a time I pulled my moustache kujiangalia kwa kioo nilikuwa kama hitler

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You have trichotillomania.

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I can’t eat food without water and I also take books and magazines to the toilet.

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any kikombe …ni addiction

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I suffocate when I do that.

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kuseparate nyanya kutoka kwa food when eating…fuckin hate cooked tomatoes

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poking the nose kila siku kwa mat, alafu nakula

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Mosquito zikinisumbua sana najifunika kifudi fudi

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na ukishuta usiku huko ndani

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siwezi nimezoea

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Hehehehe tuko wengi bro. Mimi hutoa plus vitunguu mbele ya watu you got a problem with that go jump over a cliff. My mum aliniongelesha akachoka

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for me its the opposite. I have a phobia of covering my head when sleeping hata kuwe na baridi aje. Naogopanga i might ran out of oxygen huko ndani ya blanketi and die slowly in my sleep

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With me lazma niache shimo ya hewa.

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and when do you resurrect? Look, a miracle man…

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:D:D:D:D:D

@xuma unahitajika hapa

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“Suffocate” infers several meanings. When it comes to English grammar, I can take you to school right now.

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mbu waliniumiza siku mingi nikiwa kuria na bungoma mpaka nikazoea kujifunika kila mahali isipokuwa pua pekee…