things you will miss when you die

[system]

@Jirani

kuna siku @FieldMarshal CouchP alisema imagine sleeping alafu u don’t wake up…kidogo kidogo pple think u are dead then they bury u…FFWD u wake up 4hrs after the burial chini ya grave. Tafakari hayo

Shait.

[kawambui]

@Jirani

kuna siku @FieldMarshal CouchP alisema imagine sleeping alafu u don’t wake up…kidogo kidogo pple think u are dead then they bury u…FFWD u wake up 4hrs after the burial chini ya grave. Tafakari hayo

@mr shairman

What happens after Death is a mystery.The more you want to know the more questions you have.Of course every religion has its own beliefs of the after life. Even Christians have different views among their different denominations.But bottom line no one knows for sure.

so trying to find is a venture to die for?

[system]

@Jirani

kuna siku @FieldMarshal CouchP alisema imagine sleeping alafu u don’t wake up…kidogo kidogo pple think u are dead then they bury u…FFWD u wake up 4hrs after the burial chini ya grave. Tafakari hayo

this is the stuff nightmares are made of

[Jirani]

@introvert

Shait.

nkiwa mtoi alafu after lunch nidinde kulala ile after lunch nap, mb0ch wetu alikuwa ananifungia kwa kabati fulani and it was dark…anafunga na kifunguo alafu anasema she won’t open. I would cry for 5minutes alafu anafungua, Mara hio hio nakimbia bediko nakulala. Hio feeling pale kwa kabati ilikuwa kama kuzikwa alive

[system]

@kawambui

when you will not be able to drink your two millinea whisky?
or if humans need to learn patience?

life without whisky is like trying to dance to music that has a tempo of 1 bpm (whisky is what keeps some of us sane )

on humans learning patience… we might be waiting for this until the second coming, and its already been 2k years and it hasnt happened yet so it could be a much longer wait

[system]

@Jirani

nkiwa mtoi alafu after lunch nidinde kulala ile after lunch nap, mb0ch wetu alikuwa ananifungia kwa kabati fulani and it was dark…anafunga na kifunguo alafu anasema she won’t open. I would cry for 5minutes alafu anafungua, Mara hio hio nakimbia bediko nakulala. Hio feeling pale kwa kabati ilikuwa kama kuzikwa alive

fucking hell, that was cruel

[system]

@Jirani

nkiwa mtoi alafu after lunch nidinde kulala ile after lunch nap, mb0ch wetu alikuwa ananifungia kwa kabati fulani and it was dark…anafunga na kifunguo alafu anasema she won’t open. I would cry for 5minutes alafu anafungua, Mara hio hio nakimbia bediko nakulala. Hio feeling pale kwa kabati ilikuwa kama kuzikwa alive

Mboch Saitan huyo.
Alikuambukiza claustrophobia?

[Jirani]

@introvert

Mboch Saitan huyo.
Alikuambukiza claustrophobia?

@jimmy_m

fucking hell, that was cruel

and the only reason she used to do that is bcoz of slices…she used to do it whenever certain “uncles” (in quotes) visited…later in life ndio nkajua kumbe ni slices coz i never came to see those uncles ever again

[Shabba_Ranks]

@kawambui how do you plan to go?

[system]

@Jirani

and the only reason she used to do that is bcoz of slices…she used to do it whenever certain “uncles” (in quotes) visited…later in life ndio nkajua kumbe ni slices coz i never came to see those uncles ever again

the stories i have heard about nannies cruelty to kids are just insane, and some of the reasons behind them are mind boggling, thats why i made a pact with my wife along time ago that i would rather spend more and ensure that i have some sense of peace when we are both away from the kids, i have always employed two house helps, this creates some fear among them that if one tries something funny the other will snitch on them

[Meria_Mata]

Chairman, what is going on?
Bado tunakupenda

[kawambui]

@Shabba Ranks

@kawambui how do you plan to go?

hanging to remove doubt

[kawambui]

@Meria Mata

Chairman, what is going on?
Bado tunakupenda

i can narrate my chronicles.
over the weekend.
nipate wewe wapi?

[Shabba_Ranks]

@kawambui

hanging to remove doubt

Seems you have nothing to live for. Kids, a loving Family etc.

[Meria_Mata]

@kawambui

i can narrate my chronicles.
over the weekend.
nipate wewe wapi?

Hapa karibu na Whitesands kuna a very quiet joint known as PaPweza, let’s meet there

[SCAVENGER]

There was a thread here sometimes back about whether the soul is eternal or not. Kawambui what if u cross the bridge kisha upate thats the end of everything? Si tutaozea hapa tukingoja utoke huko utupe hekaya

[Ruffneck]

@jimmy_m

the stories i have heard about nannies cruelty to kids are just insane, and some of the reasons behind them are mind boggling, thats why i made a pact with my wife along time ago that i would rather spend more and ensure that i have some sense of peace when we are both away from the kids, i have always employed two house helps, this creates some fear among them that if one tries something funny the other will snitch on them

Mimi tuliskizana na wifey either yeye ama mi tuwe tunaleta a niece or nephew kama kuna mtoi na lazima mboch hatufahamu awe. Kuna time nilikuwa out of town na mtoi akawa amepanda sink ya bafu after kuoga just from bath tub. Vile kioo ya sink huwa misty ilikuwa inamjazz ama kitu kama hiyo. So anacheza cheza akipanguza kioo na kupumulia. Kidogo akateleza na kigonga mdomo lower lip ikatoboka. Mboch naye akaona damu akapanic na kuanza kuchapa mtoi kama nyoka hehehe. Kama sio cousin ya wifey, mtoto angebleed mbaya sana. Alichukua mtoi na kumweka kwa cab mbio mpaka hosi. Huyo mboch nilirudi nikapata amefunga virago na kuhama. Angekipata.

[Jakoyo]

@Jirani

kuna siku @FieldMarshal CouchP alisema imagine sleeping alafu u don’t wake up…kidogo kidogo pple think u are dead then they bury u…FFWD u wake up 4hrs after the burial chini ya grave. Tafakari hayo

Happens all the time to those victims buried in collapsed building. Kama pale Huruma.

[Rene_Descartes]

@kawambui

hanging to remove doubt

Will you be hanged at Kamiti or at Manyani?

[Lifeist]

Hata lil wayne has the same line kwa 6 ft…7ft ama kitu kama hiyo!

@vuja de

hiyo lyric alicopy ya Nas (NY State of Mind): I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death