Things you didn't know about uncle Thio

  1. He’s the 3rd and last born kwa keja yakina Mr. Njoro. My old man alizoea kumwita kanjau aka young bull adi wa leo juu ya vyenye alikuwa the galdem sugar gichagi growing up, kuwaseketa bila huruma.

  2. He’s an alumni of Kijabe Boyz High school, mwaka sitasema. Najua CSI ktalk chapter wanaeza ni trace.

  3. Ameni slice magal dem a record five times ikabidi nitii. Hio khasia huwa na lugha ingine tamu ya kutoa nyoka pangoni. Apo swes bishana na yeye.

  4. Alijipata team MGTOW by default sio hii ya kujiwekelea. He normally say, marriage is for weak men who cannot face up to beautiful women na ‘kuwaingisha boxi’. He’s always of the opinion that he cunt stand waking up to the same face everyday.

  5. Akona baby mama wawili wote watu wa nguvu kwa society. One is a bussiness woman pale Ungwaro, auntie wa harrier hivi hivi. The other one is a daughter wa former sub-chief pale ocha, aliitinga ball akahepea Muchatha. Sahii huyo mmadha ni headmistress wa ka primary school fulani apo Kimende na ‘daughter wake’ Wambui is sitting her KCSE next year.

  6. He’s also an aspiring politician, tried his luck once to be an MCA akachunjiwa kwa nominations.

Uncle thio ni nani? @kush yule mnono

With all due respect.
Who the hell is uncle thuo???

Ni khasia ingine ya na uko Muchatha

Kanono why is this in the News and Politics forum:confused:?

I was to post it in the sex and relationship section, but blame the last liquidish stuff I partook … hangover namalisa mimi

Kunywa supu ya ngamia testicles…:D. I saw my Brit tujungus chewing on a camel’s bollocks in Australia. Are they mad jameni eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks…
This one is closer to you…enjoy…

umafwiii thread by a fag pig

How is this information helping us hero ungeweka directory za lanye za majengo villagers wangelala happy men.

@Langatkiprotich wants to be MP @Okiya wants to be MCA and you want to be MCA. I suspect it will be an easier election. 65% of MPs from 2013-2016 were not re-elected. With this bad economy I suspect even a bigger percentage will not be re-elected.

Uncle Thio amekutesa sana mjamaa

Thanks mpenzi, will try it out

Niaje teaboy, si tuli agree kuwacha hii beef. @Waithelelo naye is still mine ukitaka enda u.hug cactus

Banawe

Gotea uyo mzito na umu introduce kijiji alete hekaya

You best take me to one of these shuglis, check the short video out. Please. I am intrigued by the mwarabu lifestyle, bread and meat. Since, I discovered this little gem near my hood that sells v clean fresh halal goat/beef/chicken meats, haki kichwa imepotea. Always a long Q. Will send you the mbisha on whatsup.
I need that wok big pan ya kuwekelea those chapos…Jameni. So tasty.

Hapo siko sure sana. Roho yangu inapenda Uwes…sababu ananindanganya vile si ‘mababes’ hupenda.

7. He works as janitor in middle east.

When you mentioned Kimende, headmistress and KCSE, you let the cat out of the bag:):).

Upuuus. Hio mujamaa ni swara mimi apana tambua yeye