Things to do in Mlolongo.

  1. Pass by kwa muli, T-tot restaurant, or Food palace and have a good meal, preferably Nyama Choma.
  2. Head to Tops club, club 680, or Friends and have a couple of beers till 11pm.
  3. Pass by Madharau street and see a variety of Kienyejis ready to eat and select one
  4. Pay for accommodation services. Bodaboda riders will direct you to many places available depending on your budget.
  5. Eat
  6. Go back to your wife/prayer partner.

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Kuna VCT huko?

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Ati go back to your prayer partner…

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Ikose aje? Zimejaa kama mpesa. Some few years ago the levels of HIV infections was way way high until the govt and some NGO’s had to intervene. A truckload of condoms from GOK arrives there every month. Huko ata budget ya CD watu hawananga, ziko everywhere for free. Ata unaeza pewa box ya 1000 pieces ukitaka.

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Karibu chai na samosa kwangu House B

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Umalaya itawamaiza.
By the way I have been to that T-Tot and the food on offer didn’t impress me.

Ile strain ya HIV iko mlolongo iko very potent. Mix ya Kenya na UG na Congo, imeletwa na hao truck drivers. Hapo hata maraya akikohoa karibu na wewe, unaambukizwa

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Mlolongo ni kubaya. Labda uvae makoboro saba

Emali pia ni the same

The best samosas in Kenya are found at T-Tot kwanza enda ile iko Machakos town.

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hahaha funny guy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Saitan

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say message sponsored by kalembe Ndile

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Kwanza hiyo madharau street nimeskia sifa zake …
Nigga must have been there

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T-Tot ya Machakos town ndio mambo yote.

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HAPA NILIKAMUA HADI NIKACHOKA SOME TIMES BACK KABLA NIOKOKE

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Choma swafi ni mlolongo kitindo, tumbukiza ni connection, wakamba pia ladies wako wengi, so the supply of Kuma hushinda demand at any time, as for AIDS, i never met one with a badge

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