https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3SC-gVvy0
Mine would be:
You are the reason our child is ugly
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
That. Is. Gold.
And you’ll definitely be spending on the sofa for some time!
You are growing very fast.
And fat too…
:D:D:Dhappy anniversary i bought you a treadmill hiyo ni epic
:D:D:D
damn! your boobs look deflated!
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Niliambia dame ako na beer belly ujue cold war ni nini… but all in all women cant handle criticism.
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The househelp has a nice body figure
Hahaha. @Conservative dude if you ever try this shit …let’s just say someone will commit suicide na so mimi
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Just don’t call her by someone else’s name…This I know from experience.
Dont compare her to anyone, even her mother! Women have this strong inclination to treat comparison as belittling them…
Halafu most cant take jokes, I have only one chic that I can joke with freely na asicatch, but she is from K-South, so…
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I once told one that her sister really knows how to massage a man’s ego and treat him right, just a passing commentary but alikosana na mimi na her sister for a week
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My own sister hates it when I compare her chapatis to my Mums and we fam! I am like WtF!!!:(
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:eek: extreme
ANYONE CAN SMELL INCEST HERE
UTAWACHA KUKAMUA SISTAKO BRATHE.
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Sema unamtaka tu. But be ready to eat those light chapatis:D:D:D
You take your chapatis seriously I see!!! Women have egos bigger than the Titanic. But the myth is always that men have bigger egos. Just by judging the length to which women will go to be “right”, wacha tu. They will even cry to make you change your mind and see things their way even when they’re damn wrong. And when somethign goes wrong in the process, then you are the one who is wrong. Never seen a species with bigger egos!
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kwanza coaxing the words “I am sorry” from a female is an uphill task even if she is openly on the wrong. A dude will genuinely state it but a female ni kazi ngumu
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Yes thats so true, ego yao ni kubwa sana, they dont know it
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