Things ktalk has taught me

General
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I joined kenyatalk in 2016 after coming across a hekaya ya @Kidinyi that was highlighted by mpasho news of course using another handle which was sent to siberia by admin in 2018 na bado hiyo handle iko huko.

Since then this are the few things I’ve learnt here;

1.CONDOMS actually prevent HIV.
Tukiwa shule were were misguided, juu in primary school we were being shown scary films about STDs na ukedi alafu in high school tulikuwa tunapewa tuvitabu na CU na YCS zilikuwa zimeandikwa ati condoms have small pores in which virus can pass through because they are thinner than the pores.

2.CONDOMS actually burst.
Nakumbuka time tukiwa watoi tukienda kulisha mbuzi na ng’ombe we found a CD kwa kichaka actually thought it was a balloon tukapuliza na tukaweka hadi maji and the damn thing never burst so I grew up thinking that they are 100℅ effective in preventing pregnancies & other STDs except the one written above.

3.LANYE EATING & BROTHELS
Mimi nilikuwa nathani mapoko huliwa na watu wako na ukimwi na people with disabilities kumbe hadi roomates wangu walikuwa wanajua sabina joy and married men frequent there alot

  1. PEP & PREP, HPV & HERPES
    There are other ways to prevent prevent luwere Kama wewe ni dry fry artiste & there are untreatable STDs apart from AIDS

  2. STOCK TRADING, T-BILLS, GVT BONDS & UNIT TRUST
    Thanks @Karoga kwa ile story ya capital gains. Nilikuwa najua betting ndio itanisaidia kuomoka before nifike 30 yrs.

6.MGTOW & REDPILL.
Nilidhani planteshen is for every man to enter kumbe kuona kitu anaitwa SELF ACTUALIZATION

7.OTHER ANONYMOUS FORUMS LIKE REDDIT & NAIJALAND
The freedom of speech,fun we get from here is on another level ,way better than other social media sites

8.MONOGAMY IS A SCAM
I mean nikiwa fb pale kilimani mums I used to read about “deadbeats” vile “hakuna bwana ya mtu” “all men cheat ata ukimfanyia nini” kufika ktalk napatana na story za “kutombewa bibi” ,“single Mathas” ,“DNA” “KUNGURU HAFUNGIKI” enyewe polygamy is alive & kicking and women have joined us

9.MATUSI, DISCRIMINATION & SELF HATE IS RAMPANT
Really guys what is a BONOBO & why are there chokosh wars everywhere na mbona elders Wako ugaibuni huchukia vumbistan

I think ni hizo tu still learning bado niko mid-20s anyway some things you will never learn at school

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  1. Very important tehehehehe
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Hehe ningeandika tu 9 things I’ve learnt from ktalk number 6 will shock you

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Sasa … rushia elders ka kitu kijana. All you’ve learned here; elders learned the hard way.

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Rusha playbill omwami

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Huku i learned to take sweeps like a man. Nikitwanga sweeps no hard feelings nikulike na kufuatanisha na green emoji. Nakutime ukikaa mbaya nakupiga comeback. I leave you for the dead.

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Kijana kwanza wewe lazma uombe elders msahama. Sijasahau jana uliweka avatar ingine nasty sana

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Rushia @Freyja … mwambie ni bandito ametumana.

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I didn’t impact anything. Meffi wewe

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tulia nishatoa alafu si kila mtu aliona

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navy seal nimeland

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mama ya @Kalenjin101 ni malaya sugu huuza kuma chafu AIDS infested 50 bob

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You have been on this forum for a couple of years. Your thread reads like you just stumbled upon this site and suddenly discovered these facts.