Things I have never done because I have a big dick.

I bricked my phone, but now I am back. You missed my

  1. I have never had anal sex in my life.

  2. I have never gotten a BJ I did not feel the teeth.

  3. Gone more than two rounds because the woman is usually sore no matter how slow is fuck.

  4. Never had a quickie, the woman needs to be probably lubricated which means lots of foreplay or KY Jelly.

  5. Had an erection in public that did not show explicitly.

  6. Women are impressed by big dick but do not want it in them.

Wasee viatu vimenizeekea, any leads where I can have good loafers?

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Ebu kwanza wekelea prediction za Afternoon zenye zinashinda. Kisha tutafute loafs of shoes.

Back in Business

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Keti pale

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Enda Uhuru gardens utapata loafers wakukamue.

Utakamuliwa tako over 7 or more rounds.

Where?

mi zangu hubuy from macharia shoes uko mkz

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will we hear the end of this schlong yadda yadda?

I think Taveta road unaeza pata at a good price.

ION Kenya imeshinda medali yoyote Leo?
I had someone say “winning the metal”…nimecheka kama chizi

I am suffering people

Kama unataka kukamuliwa na mandingo usinitumie kama pick up line.

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ekelea over 2.5 game ya Tottenham

Hapa naona guruneti imerushwa ndani tiyari na pin imetolewa… Tuko kwa tick tock … Ule ataangukiwa atajua maana ya huyu kuanzia na #1 and kumalizia na #6… Ni kukaa radar wasee

Nani ako na change ya million

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Nko na za Zimbabwe, unazitaka

eka GG game ya city

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you need to change the company of females you have…or your approach to sex life

ni kunoma mzae this year no leakage read my friend read

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