Thick unshaven pu$$y- access denied....

The.Black.Templar · July 23, 2015, 10:05am

You just hammered the nail home for me.

Fala_12 · July 23, 2015, 10:10am

utanunulia @Purr_27 mahamri na veve alafu aziwache kwa gari

Ice_Cube · July 23, 2015, 10:24am

MBISHA

biraru · July 23, 2015, 10:39am

Or it probably dint happen

kanu_lingus · July 23, 2015, 10:52am

I am concerned with the haste with which you arrived at that conclusion there son.

What if we were to assume for a moment only, that she had…or has…whatever… a pair of trousers that has those press-on buttons [or any other kind of buttons ] running down the side? Would you be just as quick to say it is impossible? Or is it impossible to sew such a pair of trousers in the first place? I’m just sayin’.

I am not a skeptic or anything but…Two questions. And a request.
How would a success story of a relationship/marriage go?
Have you ever heard any success story?
If yes, narrate it to us.

shocks · July 23, 2015, 10:58am

christ! its a workday and not friday therefore its a normal trouser

Alchemist · July 23, 2015, 11:12am

So you are answering us? Can we therefore put forward an allegation that @shoti_mzito is another handle for @shocks ?

kanu_lingus · July 23, 2015, 11:13am

See? The same conclusions.

You have not seen the bearer of the hairy punani. You have neither seen her nor been told what kind of trousers she was wearing.

But “noooooooo! its a lie… its impossible… its not normal…its not Friday!”

Come on Son, those are the assumptions/conclusions I am talking 'bout.

shocks · July 23, 2015, 11:14am

umezivuta tena?

shoti_mzito · July 23, 2015, 3:41pm

Well, I was on my way downtown so I decided to relieve myself at Sabina Joy and then head River-road wise. Alas!! Kumbe the place was renovated a long time ago? I think am getting old at a very alarming speed.

Aaaaanyways, I hooked myself a chocolate Kikuyu momo and headed upstairs for some lungula. The session was fine, thick & tight pu$$y- cant complain- only that she insisted that for me to take a photo of her, these were her conditions:

[ul]
[li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE UNCOVERED : 5,000/-[/li][li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE FACE COVERED : 2,000/-[/li][li]BACK NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE UNCOVERED : 3,500/-[/li][li]BACK NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE COVERED : 1,500/-[/li][li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO STANDING NUDE FACE UNCOVERED : 2,500/-[/li]
[li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO STANDING NUDE FACE COVERED : 1,000/-[/li]
[li]FRONT & BACK PHOTO MOMO IN DRESSED PHOTO FACE UNCOVERED : 750/-[/li][li]FRONT & BACK PHOTO MOMO IN DRESSED PHOTO FACE COVERED : 500/[/li][/ul]
I was almost paying her for the last item on the above menu and then remembered that this is gonna be one hell of a long holiday, and 750/- might just buy me a 750ml of Konyagi from Uchumi Buru buru and changed my mind.

Next week when I bang the gal from the office next door, i will definitely bring you horny fellas a couple of photos.

nb: Why does this term POTUS sound to me like one hell of an oversize pu$$y…??

TopCat · July 23, 2015, 3:51pm

shoti_mzito:

Well, I was on my way downtown so I decided to relieve myself at Sabina Joy and then head River-road wise. Alas!! Kumbe the place was renovated a long time ago? I think am getting old at a very alarming speed.

Aaaaanyways, I hooked myself a chocolate Kikuyu momo and headed upstairs for some lungula. The session was fine, thick & tight pu$$y- cant complain- only that she insisted that for me to take a photo of her, these were her conditions:

[ul]
[li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE UNCOVERED : 5,000/-[/li][li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE FACE COVERED : 2,000/-[/li][li]BACK NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE UNCOVERED : 3,500/-[/li][li]BACK NUDE PHOTO LEGS APART PUNANI DISPLAYED FACE COVERED : 1,500/-[/li][li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO STANDING NUDE FACE UNCOVERED : 2,500/-[/li]
[li]FRONT NUDE PHOTO STANDING NUDE FACE COVERED : 1,000/-[/li]
[li]FRONT & BACK PHOTO MOMO IN DRESSED PHOTO FACE UNCOVERED : 750/-[/li][li]FRONT & BACK PHOTO MOMO IN DRESSED PHOTO FACE COVERED : 500/[/li][/ul]
I was almost paying her for the last item on the above menu and then remembered that this is gonna be one hell of a long holiday, and 750/- might just buy me a 750ml of Konyagi from Uchumi Buru buru and changed my mind.

Next week when I bang the gal from the office next door, i will definitely bring you horny fellas a couple of photos.

nb: Why does this term POTUS sound to me like one hell of an oversize pu$$y…??

The real story “I hooked myself a chocolate Kikuyu momo and headed upstairs for some lungula. The session was fine,” UNTIL…
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shoti_mzito · July 23, 2015, 3:54pm

Kanyau, pereka upuss bari priss…

uwesmake · July 23, 2015, 3:55pm

Hekaya pelekea webdev

shoti_mzito · July 23, 2015, 4:02pm

Khotsa Uwes, okorre sana imboko- wabola esie ndi omubei omwana wefwe…?

WuTang · July 23, 2015, 4:04pm

Khwenya etsipicha. Amakhuwa ka hekaya sikhwenya tawe.

incognitus · July 23, 2015, 4:51pm

don’t be deceived my friends, people are getting married every weekend, just walk around town and see for your self on any chosen weekend. Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

Let me just say something since this statement always makes me mad, I wish that of every breakup story we hear there is someone who gives a success story of their relationship/marriage…but no they don’t because they don’t have to advertise themselves. The reason why so many people are always calling radio shows in the morning is because they know that they are the minority and they wanna shout out to everybody that marriage is a scam and deceive and brain wash them so that their small click of unhappy people gets bigger.

Well, the truth is this, people are indeed planning and getting married, so hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

MARRIAGES don’t happen every weekend,WEDDINGS do and trust me there is a huge difference.

incognitus · July 23, 2015, 4:53pm

don’t be deceived my friends, people are getting married every weekend, just walk around town and see for your self on any chosen weekend. Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

Let me just say something since this statement always makes me mad, I wish that of every breakup story we hear there is someone who gives a success story of their relationship/marriage…but no they don’t because they don’t have to advertise themselves. The reason why so many people are always calling radio shows in the morning is because they know that they are the minority and they wanna shout out to everybody that marriage is a scam and deceive and brain wash them so that their small click of unhappy people gets bigger.

Well, the truth is this, people are indeed planning and getting married, so hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

MARRIAGES don’t happen every weekend,WEDDINGS do and trust me there is a huge difference.

Koolibah · July 23, 2015, 6:14pm

don’t be deceived my friends, people are getting married every weekend, just walk around town and see for your self on any chosen weekend. Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

Let me just say something since this statement always makes me mad, I wish that of every breakup story we hear there is someone who gives a success story of their relationship/marriage…but no they don’t because they don’t have to advertise themselves. The reason why so many people are always calling radio shows in the morning is because they know that they are the minority and they wanna shout out to everybody that marriage is a scam and deceive and brain wash them so that their small click of unhappy people gets bigger.

Well, the truth is this, people are indeed planning and getting married, so hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

tafuta kitabu inaitwa Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy and read the opening sentence. it sums up what you have said

The.Black.Templar · July 23, 2015, 8:17pm

si uandike tu hapa…why you wanna give me more work?

The.Black.Templar · July 23, 2015, 8:24pm

whatever makes you sleep at night buddy