These Southern African Pastors Sasa Wamezidi...

A Zimbabwean Pastor named Walter Magaya asked female congregants to buy cucumbers in order to heal their husbands. They were told a week before the event, and on the day they came in their numbers. He allegedly told them that their husbands would grow to the size of the cucumber they bought. He called upon all women whose husbands had small penises.

Magaya leads Prophetic, Healing and Deliverance Ministries which is based in Harare. He is known for staging wonders, even in South Africa. At some point he brought 4 buses of congregants to stage miracles at OR Tambo Airport. He recently had a crusade in the country.

The act of course, didn’t go well with some online users who aired their displeasure by putting the man of God on lash.
“The things we hear about pastors and their quests for miracles these days is quite alarming” a social media user said.
Others called for the pastor to be arrested.

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Naona pia @Atwoli alikuwa in attendance.

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http://mzansilive.co.za/pastor-female-congregants-cucumbers-equivalent-big-want-husbands/

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Robbery without violence.

elder hii ilikuwa hapa jana…

halafu nikuulize- leo mahali mimi hula lunch kulikuwa na wariah wamama watatu wanakula fish wawili whole tilapia na mwingine fillet.
samaki huwa halal?

The assanal dude with the cucumber must be our local fag

Hii ilikuwa hapa jana, basi sikuiona… Anything from that comes from the water is halal.

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Kwa hivyo hao wote ni mitaro.

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Atwoli amechukua size yake :D:D

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I thought you had made a compilation SA Top Chieth Pastors.

  1. Spraying doom on idiots
  2. Walking on idiots as carpets
  3. Selling idiots annointed cucumbers

The pastor must be a cucumber farmer.

So if you genetically engineered aquatic pigs they would become Halal?

Hio jersy ni ya Man u. Most likely @Atwoli

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And when i tell people this whole bible /quran thing is the perfect brainwash natusiwa… I would bet that if the pope commands all his followers to wear dildos on their necks mtaona maajabu kesho town

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nimeona huyo mjamaa and was wondering who it could be…@mayekeke you are on point.

Dude eat your carrots to regain eyesight clearly thats a Vodafone logo since when did Vodafone sponsor arsenal??

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