These nairobi hoes can't be trusted

There is this lady i met last year kwa mat nikienda home and I got to kamua kinyamo after a few weeks she was wild in bed. The woman is a single mum and she told me she is a waiter at some hotel in tao but ile nyumba anaishi made me doubt her source of income nikafanya uchunguzi …This month I found out she is an escort in those uptown massage parlours no wonder alinipatia kinyamo without so much work nikamshuku ikabidi niweke CD mpangoni.

Sasa siku hizi nikitembea tao Nashuku madem wote…kuna msee hapa alisema poko akivua mini skirt avae kama mkorino na aende church hauwezi jua hii Nairobi hauwezi trust mwanamke ukitaka bibi enda utafute huko ocha ndani kabisa kama baragoi huko ama ngamia 1 turkana.

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You can run but you cannot hide.

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Wakorinos are over rated, nilitupia mmoja mahindi nikaona anaingia box bila effort, nilikamua na kujipea shughuli.

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Those praise and worship chics in your church choir probably have more mileage in their vajays than your grandma.

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Stupid phone.

Ukiwa kwa gate na vile mamboch huwa na dry spell, lazima musaidiane

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Praise and Whore-ship

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hehehe…
stop stereotyping.
i have been meeting virgins in this nairo

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WAPI?

hehe hii ni kali

mimi Leo nilikuwa Rico bar apo tao kitu 2…nikapata hoe swafi…nikidinya simu yake ilishinda ikiring…hakushika.after kumaliza akashika nikamskia akisema sjui bwanake Bila bla Bila…lol…kumbe the bitch is married

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Mkinyimwa Ni shida. Mkipewa Ni shida. Kwenu kuzuri Ni wapi?

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Huku mashinani sijui maralal pia kawambui na other thugs wametomba madem DRYFRY . Siku hizi bibi nikuomba mungu akurushie .

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Kwani si malaya tu ni wanawake. I dated a luhya chic, at first glance unaona ni wife material. The kind that meet u outside uki-visit n they take mizigo kutoka kwa mikono yako. Until I happened on a dating account she had. Vitu alikuwa anaongea huko nilishtuka.

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thats why sitoi helmet. mimi hukula na macho nimejificha na helmet mpaka nimeanza kua makengeza.

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Boss, afadhali hawa wa town juu u are suspicious so unkwom na helmet. Wa ocha wanakaa naive na innocent. …lakini thats how they appeared to the fifty eight guys before u…na helmet ilikua unnecessary.

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Joh siku hizi in kunoma sijui kama nitaoa

I once kamuad a mbotch when I was doing my internship earning 10k. she was 17 but her pvssy was. I have had a chic with 3 kids but a tighter one. Ski unajua ile unaingiza kidole uconfirm kama uko ndani ama umehata. it was her second day at the job straight from shags mbale or something huko kwa wamaragoli.

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All women are the same. Ata uende wapi. They all survive by dishing it out here and there and eating from one man or the other.

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Na 27 out of the 58 ni wasee wa boda boda, 19 ni wasee wa kukata miwa… Hao wamebaki ni waalimu…

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