Nimefika hapo ikakua too much nikaamua uende UTAFUTE @pamba mufanye statistics. If u can’t write English andika hata kipokot.
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Sasa wewe uliweza kucycle ama ulianguka kwa matope…tondu niguo ukoragwo wimotodoru…ama ni domo domo tu… riff raff
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WACHANA na huyo mtoto wa malaya just ignore him
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tough luck became your companion the day you turned down an offer ya mgui ya mbuzi choma na ride in a merc to upperhill
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Hii hekaya imepitishwa kwa kijinjio cha kingereza…never mind though this village isn’t a grammar school.
tough luck became your companion in life the moment you turned down mguu ya mbuzi choma and a ride in a merc to upperhill
A fool and his money…
Ata sikuenda sina haraka ya kumeet talkers. Na uwache matusi zaa kabila sielewi, mshenzi. Enda ubadilishe snail pumpers na umuimbie lullaby. Si utafute kazi ya heshima jameni kairetu keito!
Wewe … kwani @Wakanyama alipindua serikali ukaanza kukamuliwa juu uko emotional hivyo?
Vua hiyo kilemba na hiyo nguo murefu ya Israeli…
Ungeongezeeko disclaimer hapo juu:
Mwas was crying at the time of typing this hekaya and can therefore not be fully liable for the poor mastery of the queens english depicted on this site.
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I could swear i know you@koolibah:D:D
Got a pal anapenda sana kusneak away with a catch to shibin in his merc hehe
To swim in a shark infested pool all you need is a shark costume. Kama ni df ulikuwa unataka, df na utembee. Wewe inakaa unaflirt na idea ya rekindling a romance. “Breakfast” ya 6k ni kubebwa ufala. Akisema ananyesha unamshow venye HKM inaongezwa kwa DF.
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Sijawai elewa how is it that guys exchange actual cash with clandes. I’ll buy you meals, drinks pay for tickets to places etc but am never giving or sending you hardcash, not even salon money, wala sijui my phone is dead i need an iphone…NEVER!!!
Kwani umekuwa bibi yangu??
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mwanamke ni standards… kama kazi yako ni kuendea riff raffs usitulaumu
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Tuko pamoja hapo. I also never give hard cash to women. Not even credit
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Come I buy you lunch…
He he, Algay you can come out now, you don’t have to hide the whole day.