Any village runs smoothly if it has rules
Rules that are agreed upon by a majority of the wise
Given that we are a growing village, and that the rules provided by modz are insufficient, I suggest the following addition:
Kila mwanamke, anayepata hethi, asiitwe Elder
Punde tu, siku zake zikikoma …miaka ya arubaini, hamsini hivi …twaweza muita Elder
We ni makende lakin
What u need is to take a full body shower in that hethi, then drink a glass of the same.
A drink of the same hedhi? 
Yeap! That might straighten his thought process.
Nakuulisaje! Wanawake walikukosea nini?
Scrotum kwani interview ilizama?
Gay!
Mburu Mburi
Gai! hiyo interview …woi!
Kwisa maliswa mimi
I can assure you that you will fail the interview if this is the nonsense you have to offer
you wish!