The ugly meter Revealed

Kila mwanaume hujichocha akona taste poa ya wanawake. Kama bado unajishuku, just show your mother her picture and watch how she reacts and the words she uses utajua ukweli! Ni hayo tu!:smiley:

beauty is in the beerholder’s eye. nini inakuwasha? ukipata wako peleka nyumbani na utulize. every soul is beautiful enough for a certain man on this planet.

Don’t matter if she’s beautiful from far or far from beauty… K…is fuckin constant!!

Mummy’s kibii. Even a simple discussion he has to go ask mummy first.

Eti Mummy, gani itamfurahisha my babe, vanilla or chocolate flavor?

Does your mum have a dick?

depends on how ugly the mum is,competition hapana tambulika.I guess thats why some dudes end up with wives you’d think they lost a bet and ended up with them

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These are the kind of replies that make you rethink the purpose of your whole existence.

Do not marry for beauty or you will have a miserable life. Epuka drama, marry for character and values

in my mother tongue, Greek, we have a saying like this “nyina athekaga na karwere njong’i ikiurio”. look for greek speaker to translate. that aside, if ua mother is fugly any girl you bring is beautiful to her eyes.

Which part of the Greek Land is that saying from? What i know is that The Greeks value a working woman, beauty is just overrated.

you do not get the meaning of the phrase, has nothing to do with working or not, its simply how mothers think of their ugly daughters and by extension daughters in law.

Yap

Your mother is female too, and females usually have some tinge of jealousy to other females. And daughter-in-law potential is seen as possible competition for your affection. So, weka mamako kando, marry a baboon if you so wish

:D:D:D Do you have a baboon in your life?

kweli wengine tukisoma literature wengine walikuwa wakisomea kwa dirisha

Its just a question, si kwa ubaya. I just wanted to know a clear definition of a woman who looks like a baboon.

cut him some slack, literature is only taught from form 1 upwards. not everyone studied it :wink:

Hii ni umama… Literally! :smiley: