The Tragedy of the Female Menstrual Cycle!..kikikii...

[Ka-Buda]

Its not in my routine to be KTalking at 2.30 in the afternoon when i would normally be on the paper-chase lakini something funny happened today that finds me at home at this time of the day.

I happened to get in touch with an old flame of mine that i used to know more than 8 years ago thanks to this stupid thing they call Whatsapp.
I detest Social media (apart from KTalk - Naturally…) and i have never registered with tthe likes of Facebook,High five etc… i hate Fake-ness and Bullshit.

I can`t get away from Whatsapp especially since they invented free calls to Africa which had been costing me a pretty penny for the longest time!

Anyway,through Whatsapp and juu ya kuingizwa “involuntarily” into “Whatsapp Groups” that i would happily avoid,i get to see this woman that i knew from way back when!..

Sawa,ukweli is that nilichukua my 7 Slices (minimum KTalk Threshold) but we both knew it was an affair!
I was newly married then and she was friends with my ex-wife for crying out loud.

The first time i shagged her,me and her had dropped off my then wife at a saloon and inside the time it took for my wife`s hair to get done,i had shagged her on the sitting room floor and when my wife arrived,she acted like nothing had ever happened…(hekaya for another day)

So juzi akaniambia she is going to come and visit me after a few weeks of contacting each other.
This woman has to drive like 3 hours so i am assuming that she knows what she is cumming for. …sorry,coming for.

Alafu to my dismay,anafika and she is on her periods!!!.. (believe me; i checked!..kikikiii)
Eeewwwwww!!!..

Okay,i managed to get a blow job and a tit-wank off her but it left me with more questions in my head than i care to deal with!

Kwani what did she think she was coming down for?..
What would have been so wrong if she told me to give her another week?
Does it mean that she is looking for a relationship rather than a Shag?!

Saa hii tu ndio ameenda akaniwacha na alama ya mshangao!
I wish i never gave up that Afternoon job!.. NKT!!..

Ktalk ladies,please help me work this one out!

What does it mean when you go to visit a man that you had an Affair with a long time ago yet you are having your period?

[biraru]

@Ka-Buda

Eeewwwwww!!!..

You sound like an underage cunt who has stepped on bhukusu sheparts poop!

[Ka-Buda]

@biraru

You sound like an underage cunt who has stepped on bhukusu sheparts poop!

You sound like an underage teenage girl that has just had her first Period! Kikikikiii…

Bure! saa zingine kunyamaza ni muhimu but i guess you have earned some street cred. for being the first to make a comment on a thread by the “TREND - SETTER”…

[system]

@Ka-Buda, I always wanted to ask u, is your name pronounced as ‘Kafuda’ ? As in ka-Donkey, malnourished donkey that is.

[Ka-Buda]

@0%_Omera

@Ka-Buda, I always wanted to ask u, is your name pronounced as ‘Kafuda’ ? As in ka-Donkey, malnourished donkey that is.

I have also Always wanted to ask you?;
What do you prefer; Pads or Tampons?

[Wakanyama]

mrs waweru tulia

[system]

@Ka-Buda

I have also Always wanted to ask you?;
What do you prefer; Pads or Tampons?

So, ka-funda, if u had a d!ck in your mouth, and another in your Azz, which one would u get out first ?

[system]

@biraru

You sound like an underage cunt who has stepped on bhukusu sheparts poop!

:D:D:D

[aviator]

haki matusi zingine hapa!

[uwesmake]

MIMI HUFINYA DEM HATA KAMA AKO NA PERIODS NI MUOTO TUUU BUT UTAMU NI ULEULE

[uwesmake]

@0%_Omera

So, ka-funda, if u had a d!ck in your mouth, and another in your Azz, which one would u get out first ?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Randy]

:D:D:D:D…you are killing me…

[Ka-Buda]

I Never had any issues kukamua dame on her Periods and i rather enjoy it in “weird” way juu ya increased grip na joto lakini huyu alikataa Katu!..
I even offered to put my dirty towel chini yake of which i promised we would chuck in the bin later lakini akadai ati she can`t deal na “hiyo uchafu yote!”…

If you are going to drive 3 hours to a Hungry Hyena i would expect that you know what is cumming to you!

Huyu amenichanganya but i know one thing; Staki mapenzi or a relationship so inabidi atembee akikauka…

[kanguthu]

KaFuda, always wanted to ask you
Do you have a vagina?

[Mathaais]

If you know your hekaya is crap, why not leave it to the hekaya grandmasters like kush and slices instead of wasting our bundles with this juvenile boolshiet.

[Ka-Buda]

Asked

@Mathaais

If you know your hekaya is crap, why not leave it to the hekaya grandmasters like kush and slices instead of wasting our bundles with this juvenile boolshiet.

Asked @Mathaais ; a Talker who has never started a thread in his whole life!..
Unaogopa nini;? wajinga kama wewe dissing you?.. kikikikiii

I am the Trend-Setter and i Founded Hekayas when all you pussy whooped twats shied away. Bure mavi ya kuku.
Endelea to comment like the Pussy that you are.

[second_man]

@uwesmake

MIMI HUFINYA DEM HATA KAMA AKO NA PERIODS NI MUOTO TUUU BUT UTAMU NI ULEULE

i did it once never again

[Guru]

:D:D:D:D:D:D
Haki his village.
Hata kubloiwa nI kitu…

[Mathaais]

@Ka-Buda

a Talker who has never started a thread in his whole life!..

This thread dated today was started by who, silly donkey?
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[Nyamgondho]

@0%_Omera

@Ka-Buda, I always wanted to ask u, is your name pronounced as ‘Kafuda’ ? As in ka-Donkey, malnourished donkey that is.

With such eye-opening perspectives it’s no surprise you score 0% in everything. Kiikiikii