It has been weeks since the village come under siege by Facebook clowns. A site I hate with a passion. They thought nobody would stand up to them. They were wrong. Very wrong. I quickly employ my learned military skills and form an active resistance. Naturally I declare myself the CIC, my immediate mission is to find soldiers for the cause and carry out lethal ground attacks. As the geneva conventions would dictate I inform my enemies of my declaration of war. I receive no surrenders. The war is on.
I set camp in the village looking and waiting for any useless Zukabaga posts. It doesn’t take long to spot my target. I see an Obado post. I follow all rules of engagement and carefully examine if the post is value adding. I find it meffi and give myself the green light to launch an attack. I quickly attack with crude weapons in a stealth ground attack. I have him and several others in surprise. No one expected this. The whole thread is derailed by admirers. I let out an evil smile of satisfaction.
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I move on from the ensuing chaos. I continue my war. At around 1200 hours I drop guard hoping a fellow soldier will stand watch. I wake up few hours later. I dig a tunnel in the village and carefully keep watch. I wait for a meffi Zukabaga post for about an hour. Finally I spot one. I quickly head to it. Follow all protocols of war and give it a fair evaluation. It’s a meffi Jackie maribe post. I launch an aerial attack with laser instructed missiles. It’s a poor NV he doesn’t know what hit him. Before he retaliates private first class @Nyamgondho delivers another ground crude attack. The NV is totally out now. A few minutes later the useless thread is deleted. Victory Royale. Nyamgondho is thereby promoted to the rank of Specialist (crude weapons attack) and awarded a battle star for his heroics in battle.
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Later on I observe Sergeant 001 @Phylgee has activated sleeper cells. Many more villagers are in support of the resistance. I am proud but the war has not yet ended.Much needed Soldiers are slowly signing up to the army to engage in the Zukabagabotwars.
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As we speak currently am deep inside my village trench despite the hot weather. My soldiers active resistance has motivated me highly. I am just lurking and searching but it seems the village is getting back to it’s former glory. Funny hekayas are being posted and I think some dude was talking about how he likes to smell his ass when the weather gets past a certain temperature. The village is slowly being conquered back. Am loving it.