The Seer Is Here

Am not a new talker, lakini mkinipatia kiti nita kalia tu, been on the side lines watching from a distance for more than a year now

My name is The Seer for a reason

I have supernatural insight and can see visions of the future

To prove my point am going to reveal information of some selected talkers ,the kind of information nobody here knows about

Lets start with the village sponsors

@uwesmake

Age 35

This Bukusu (father Bukusu, mother Maragoli) works in the logistics department of a humanitarian organization, probably part of the UN like the WFP

The BMW’s and Prados he’s always parading here have red number plates meaning they belong to the humanitarian organization he works for.

@Meria Mata

Age 44

The Shiny Eye works for a major media house in the historic/achieves department, he is well known to many Kenyans just that people don’t recognise the hidden meaning in his handle, anyone who can crack the hidden meaning in his incognito would surely recognise his real identity straight away

@Wakanyama

Age 38

He is lucky to be alive today , he was one of the many mungikis marked for elimination by the then dreaded Rhino squad during the reign of the late Michuki as minister of internal security, he escaped death narrowly by fleeing to the rift valley where he lived with his relatives for 2 years before returning back to dagoretti market where he opened his butchery located just next to the slaughter house

He resides not very far from his meat shop at dagoretti centre, just neighbouring The red cross offices

@BigMark

Age 33

He claims not to be a shiny eye but the seer in me says otherwise

His mother was from Othaya and his Father was from the Bajuni islands , in other words he’s half Mungiki and half Alshabab, the worst combination ever

You now know why he is an atheist, as a young kid Friday’s was mosque day with his Father, Sunday was church day with his Mother, the poor kid got confused

He inherited two commercial buildings in the westlands area and a 4 storey apartment block in Kileleshwa

He currently resides in his family house in Karen

@Bingwa Scrotum

Age 26

The king of handles, he operates more than 10 handles at any one given timw

He suffers from a psychological condition known as multiple- personality disorder syndrome. Don’t judge him, rather understand and accept him as he is. Its not really his fault, the condition has gotten the better of him

Only positive thing for the poor 26 year old boy is his religion

@wonderful wonder

Age 36

Born in the midst of the mountains - the Abadare ranges in the west and Mt Kenya up north

He probably could win the most boring talker of the year award

Works in the procurement department of an oil company in the rift valley

According to him work comes first, God comes second and family comes third

As a young lad, he dreamt of working in a bank like many of his relatives before him, but life served him a different dish

He has a big problem when its comes to making new friends and is quite shy when it comes to the opposite sex

@spear

Age 36

The soft spoken jubilee sycophant, many think he’s a shiny eye but I think his from the other divide of the jubilee fraternity

Probably works in the advertisement or IT fields and gets most of his business from his chosen political party

Lives somewhere between Ngong rd , Naivasha Rd or Kikuyu rd or somewhere thereabout

Quite your social guy

@Purr_27

Age 31

But she will probably be 27 for the rest of her life

Works in an electronics store and has a liking for tattoos

Very sweet lady if you get to know her on a one on one basis

Her best feature is her ass, though she has a pretty face too

And she defiantly is not a virgin, mileage - 7 guys

@Preety

Age 29

Very beautiful Taitia lady married to a Kikuyu guy (yes she is married), blessed with one baby girl 2.5 years old

Works as a PA in a multi-national company

Lives in buru buru

@jimmy_m

Age 41

Works or has worked for a security company, also has a side business

Do or die kinda guy, get rich or dye trying , he will get into any deals provided he makes something small , legal or other wise

Lives in the boarder of Karen and Dagoretti south

He is a man of the people

There is plenty more where that came from

Will keep updating

Nihayo tu kwa sasa

kama unataka kuonekaniwa hit my inbox
can foretell the future with 90% accuracy

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SASA BINGWA NA HII UMAMA YOTE MIRAA YAKO HUSHIKA SAA NGAPI?

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Awesome welcome!

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Hehe. Funny. Huyu apewe bed a relax.

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hehe hapa kuna mtu hajambiwa poa na NV

Now prove that what ur saying is real

say something about me

Why didn’t you foresee the death of Klist and prepare adequately for it?

This is going to be interesting… kama umetajwa confirm ii upuzi.

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Bingwa unasumbua

@chuka
age 34
works as a travelling sales man for a multi national company
mostly in Uganda, Rwanda, Malawi and SA
has two kids with two different women boy and girl both age 9
the mothers of his kids are sisters (same mother, same father )
lives in motoni rd

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just wondering why the above mentioned are very quiet

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Na Guka @FieldMarshal CouchP (ama he deaded)

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unaeza predict games…

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Karibu sana ‘muroti, muoni, mundumugo’ @jumabekavu umepata compe.
Btw you’re 25% right

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Mbona hakuna Talker ametajwa amerespond?

@Seer, now say something about me

jaribu yangu …mganga kajiwe

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Poor @BigMark kikikikikikiiiiii.

Bingwa sacco , now selling broti 50×100 pale zimaa

@Seer :D:D pls have the honours of guessing

Hehehehe…this is so interesting… Sasa wacha niketi paleeee--------------------------------------------------> Ningojee talkers wajitetee. Meanwhile, @Seer nipe prediction za game kama tatu hivi niwekelee 10k, nitashukuru sana…

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@Seer now @Walker waiting for @hearer @speaker and @runner

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