The return of imported kanyau

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Mshii at last alifika friday night at 3a.m. Kupika na kumpa massage ivi ivi(jeso. Don’t adk what a nigga can do to a new kanyau) .

Sato ndo huyo kumshw mtaa nikamalizia na mamangina. Akakatalia huko. Sunday tukaenda watamu na malindi. Mtu akayoyoma.
Anyway back home mtu amebabika yake yote paka trao najitolea mimi. Kumbe kitu ni vago. Sheets nlieka za white sijui nitaosha aje…

Sa leo anaenda and luckily those few days wife amekuwa busy paka call ni moja a day ivi. Naona nikiongeza huyu kwa family tree pia.

Different from other kanyaus, hii vile nmeitoboa sijui mbona nmeilike. I cannot think of seeing her cry. Kama jana alilia nikifuck (kucum mayb) nikawithdrawal haraka nikampa hanky plus lots of condolences nikimpuliza. Alinijamia sana lakini. Juzi pia akajiuma akikula crisps ikabidi nmepeleke for medical check up. Jana sasa akachomeka na ugali mkono nikaitupa iyo sembe(i cannot withstand anyone torturing her:()

Siezi malizia hekaya bila word of appreciation to @Meria Mata, @mabenda4 @jumabekavu @Nostradumbass and all the coast crew who informed me of taru jam.
Nkimaliza pia hope jam imepungua sitaki mambo ikamzidi maarifa mtoto.

…niko na mafeelings mob sai na icon ya kukasirika ata hakuna.
:mad::mad::mad:… Hii ni nini sasa…?!

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@byro you were hurt as a child; its ok now. Sisi wanakijiji tutakuwa your support system. its okay, daddy. No one’s gonna hurt u again prince.

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@byro acha nimeze P. E. Ps kwanza, staki kuskia maneno ya kanyau tena…

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Fangi asubuhi sio kiamsha kinywa.

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the beginning of a long relationship with a mistress inakaa huyu hata utapata mtoto naye bibi wa pili unofficially

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Story ya bibi wa pili sawa but officially… Akikubali, I’ll work.

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Wapi @pamba.
@gashwin hajarudisha draft yangu.
@byro i understand you bro, jam iliisha shida saa hii ni maji. North coast taps are dry.

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hizo weka souve…perhaps the only vajo you will ever meet in the rest of this life…

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Think twice,check the calendar my friend…wanawekanga mpaka tomato sauce.

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check in your mailbox…

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Hahaa, woi @bryo vile @Chiefkiumbe amesema

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Whole of mombasa kilifi and kitui counties my friend. Ati mafala hawalipi deni

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Si uko na upus

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kumbe hata wewe umeona. upuzi mtupu.

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hii ndio kusema nini?

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Hehe hehe. Hapo kwa sembe nimecheka yangu yote. Ikichomeka na jua si utatuzimia solar kaka. Anywho, jimbambe bro. Virgin islands are rare so cherish what u got.

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Hahaha! @byro amerogwa na kanyau kapya mpaka anashindwa kuandika story inaflow. Safi kaka. @Meria Mata north coast maji noma, mtungi mmoja mia

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

Wachana na vangi kiyana

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Hahaha… Usijali. Ni kuandika haraka haraka ndo asije akaona. Juzi aliniuliza kwani niko team mafisi after alinipata nikisoma thread ya jirani. Atlest she acknowledged

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Its because of kile kitu Wakisii wanaiita ‘Kababa’ na wakamba ‘Kamute’.