Ile hekaya yako ya vile your luhya girlfriend to be alikuzaba kofi muoto… ukapotee mbali
(True story.. based on elder’s confeshon)
The above aside, nini huwa mbaya na wanaume wakona dreadlocks ama wale wamesuka nywele? Kaujinga tu fulani especially where women are involved…
https://x.com/DAMIADENUGA/status/1984746289033331137?t=sBhcBcknmxsEp_xsdPOo1g&s=19
Alafu her explanation…
https://x.com/AsakyGRN/status/1984884396323668355?t=iKSVOdIVt9xKQ1D0BTOP6A&s=19
The internet always consoles me everytime I think my life choices are bad, they can get worse.
Mwanaume anafaa kukneel akipalilia garden yake kwa ploti yake pekee.Unless job Yako ni technical umevaa overall,kneeling in a suit is so incongruent.
@cortedivoire do you still watch Nollywood?
Mutu ya ku watch wrestling huyo
Alihepa a husband beater but nashuku ni content ama movie inakuja
All this is content. Okay, better than what Kabahanye and Diana are feeding the public, but content all the way.
See, @Yuletapeli I knew there was something missing in your modern world family man perfect jigsaw puzzle, and here we have just unearthed it.
@Yuletapeli watches Nollywood movies and porn in his hired residential house pale Maringo/Jericho that he calls an office. He is looking to direct and produce similar movies for the Kenya audience, just that he has not mastered what Kenyans want in shitloads.
Heshimu PhD candidate 
sijawai elewa why a man should kneel to propose @bendover please explain
marriage explained with ducks
https://x.com/Omutunzi_Wa_256/status/1984971405847404878
mbona anamwagiwa pesa. Or he is just being informed to look for money…looks don’t matter?
Yule wangu went ahead and bought herself an engagement ring vile alikuwa ameenda mtaa yetu ya majuu kuzaa. And my mother helped her shop for it and fucking paid for it. Nikasema wtf hadi siku hizi kamemea kichwa sana .. tangu apate boy na wakue beste friends na mukoro. Something I thought could never happen.
Hapo inakuwa wewe ndio in law
Nikama waliamua kushirikiana juu ya wale ma side piece zangu. Sahii amesha make claim for the wifey tittle.
Itabidi ukubali vile mambo iko tu