The reason I love visiting these downtown brothel clubs

some of the hekayas narrated there by peasants while enjoying beer are just interesting… so today while running some errands in the cbd, I decided to go and grab 2 cold Tuskers at VIP club ( ile iko juu ya Ricco) while waiting for a friend and I heard a hekaya being narrated by some CID guys who camp there daily to squander dirty money with pokos…

1)kuna poko anaitwa mwende huko( brown with big booty) so she got married by a pastor na Harusi ya kanisa… pastor hakujua dame ni poko juu Sunday alikua mtu church mbaya .so mwende gets married but as we say, kunguru ni kunguru tu…

Even after getting married she used to go and peddle flesh secretly at the club during daytime and go back home , so a relative of the pastor comes to clean the pipe( si unajua hii nairobi vile ni ndogo) and guess what bumps into mwende …

He informs the pastor and they secretly go to the brothel only to find mwende akitegea… pastor goes mad but mwende embarrasses him in public… guess what, she removed the ring and threw it to him… mwende i understand peddles flesh in mlolongo…

And by the way, I was shown 3 married who sell flesh there daytime and their husbands don’t know

ukishazoea kupigwa stick na mandume tano daily, huwezi tosheka na kamboro kamoja ata ikuwe lipunda aje

Cid and poko story:D:D:D… Wapewe leso

Hiyo club imejaa cid ukitaka kutisha jamaa amecross line na wewe enda huko uongee na wao

kesho tupeleke maleso DCI headquarters …, kumbe ata hao wako na umama …

:D:D Lanye akidecide kuwacha job akue Bibi lazima ukue ameona wewe uko na pesa na maisha yake iko sambamba

Vip is a cops paradise, CID wamejaa drinking, with their bosses and comrades, huko kidogo kidogo vita, pingu. Chezeni chini

Kunguru mkamba… Good luck trying to domesticate her

Rarely will you get women engaging in prostituition just for the sex, those are idle men’s fantasies.
Women peddle themselves for money.

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It had to be a Mwende…remember Kanyari and a skewed mouth?

Kìhííiiiiiiiiii. Kíhííiiiiiiiii. Jinga.

Those guys drink daily

Yes they do

jiji kuu ina mambo ya ajabu kweli…wambie wakuje mombasa pia tushudie jimambo i say.:eek::eek::eek:o_O

Kíhíííiiiiiiiii. Jinga. Mafwi ya manspaaa. Jinga

Wakamba wamerogewa hii maneno

Kîhiiiiiii humbwa koko ya manspaa chiet taktak ibilisi

Kîhiiiiiii humbwa koko ya manspaa chiet taktak ibilisi

do these cops get favours from the establishment ? like wanapewa the newest tightest prostitutes or free drinks ?

No, buy your own drinks, pay cash, no fights, club owners are senior people