The real handshake

A proper handshake from Eng. Gumbo

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…:D:D Lakini I will never bow to a maafaka who breaths the same air as me.

:DJamaa anataka kung’oa sirkal mkono… the boot licking is on another level

ingekua jayden, hio handshske ingeamsha ratish ya asubuhi ilikua ishatulia. Hata huyu hizo coca cola alikunywa asubuhi inapanda tumbo tu anyways

Hio ndio kulamba matako ile ya ukweli.

All I see is acquintances with some inside joke in form of a greeting, and haven’t had a chance to greet each other for a while. That last bow looks like he is now telling him, hey seriously though, thanks.

That man bowed like he is in PE class… I get the whole tunajuana behind the scenes rapport, but this man took it a notch higher. 5 more minutes and angekuwa aimba remix ya tawala kenya Rais Moi… with those paper flags in hand.

Who is he?

Some Njaruo CAS.

Yes you will. Nilikam kuona most guys like you husema hivyo juu hakuna offer on the table. Kesho Jambazi akipiga simu akwambie post a CAS iko open the only requirement is you bow like that Ngumbo guy utanyenyekea like the puppy you are. So, let’s stop the hypocrisy about non-existent scenarios. The fact is that you will never get an offer worth that hustle. It doesn’t mean you would never do it.

You never know the answer, until you face the question. Nobody has or will ever offer you an opportunity big enough to compromise your “principles”. That’s why you are so confident that you would never bow to a maafaka. I would only believe you if after you actually got that call and declined the offer, not before. Hii kusema huwezi na hakuna opportunity umepewa ya maana ni mnyambo ya punda tuu. Its very easy to say that you would never do something when there is no lucrative offer on the table.

Wewe inakaa unaweza peana mcush ukipewa mouth watering offer. … kama hio ya Jambas … i can only bow while cursing out ndani ya chest.

Most men wanaweza uza mcoosh only that most men don’t have and will never get a lucrative offer on the table. Hata wewe for the right price hiyo mcush utapanua but saa hii you can act principled juu there are no real offers on the table. Saa hii nikikupatia $250k to spread those cheeks utalia sana kwa BMW. In fact, principled just means “not cheap” because everyone has a price. The only reason why men don’t sell their mcush is because the offers are not lucrative enough to compromise their dignity.

Most people mistake the lack of opportunity to being principled.

Bowing is the most dignified display of respect. it elevates the one who uses it.

Sawa elder malisa kabisa.

Nabii saved his ass, he’s on life support financially. Nigga had liquidated his engineering firm during the campaigns…

@PHARMACY na hizo chicken legs zake atapiga nduru kama malaya wa SJ akisalimiwa hivyi

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D siku za Moi angepelekwa nyayo house after aseme mbona anafinya mkono ya sirikali hivo

Fck you disgusting battybwoys are now outta the woodwork proper sio. Kumanina product ya single matha malaya hii… stick to your wild financial guesswork acha hii stupid social commentary. Mbwa ya mtaa

He will even offer him a blowjob for a good opportunity wacha hata kubow down

Nasema most people will compromise their “principles” if the price is high enough. Including most hypocrites hapa who think wako principled. The only reason they think wako principled ni juu hakuna a very big offer on the table, so ni easy kutangaza they would never do ABC.

For example, many of these hypocrites watasema they would never snitch on their friends. That’s very easy to say. Wakipewa offer to avoid 30 years in jail but snitch on their friends wataichukua haraka sana. If the punishment is severe enough, they will snitch ni upuzi na majivuno tuu wako nayo hapa.

Rewards and punishment are sufficient motivators. Its very easy for bonobos to act “principled” before facing the actual scenarios. Most men are not as principled as they think they are. They just don’t get a punishment or reward in their lifetime that is high/severe enough to compromise those fake “principles”.

If 99.99% of men on this forum were offered $1M, in escrow, to do gay sex or some shiet like that, I can guarantee you that they would. It doesn’t make them gay, the reward is just too high for that risk. However, nobody will ever offer me or you $1M to do 1 hour of gay sex in our lifetime. So its very easy to say you would never do g.ay shiet etc.

Majority of these maafakaz think they are principled simply because such scenarios will never play out in their lifetime. Nobody is offering $1M for gay sex, or holding a 30+ year sentence over their heads. You think you are moral or principled, but what you mean is that no rational person will ever offer you a price that is high enough to compromise your dignity.