The Piranha

Can somebody please - PLEASE - post the song All of Me by John Legend, here? And the lyrics too - I somehow can never be able to post a link through ctrl - this site is fucked maybe.

Anyway, am drunk and I can truly admit - I find extreme intelligence very sexy. And The Fish is probably the most intelligent organism here - so I dedicate that song to it.

Please also post the song by Taj Jackson - I dream of you.

Please.

That’s all Fish. Ignore as always - but remember one thing - mwanaume ni effort!

I love you.

ha ha ha leo fish atalala na wet dreams…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ekl9oIlEm8

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Guka, hauchoki na huyu samaki? Ignore her, atajileta na ajitandaze kwa sahani na malazi ya lettuce kama amevaa negligee na amejipaka ndimu. Wewe ukitaka utaongeza tadpole in tartar sauce.

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@FieldMarshal CouchP wakinì,that fish will be the death of you coz your heart has proved too strong for you. That fish will succeed where your heart has failed.
“Trust me like a doctor but not from China” - a patented quoted from my WWII war hero grandfather

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[SIZE=5]All of Me [/SIZE]
What would I do without your smart mouth
Drawing me in and you kicking me out?
Got my head spinning, no kidding
I can’t pin you down
What’s going on in that beautiful mind?
I’m on your magical mystery ride
And I’m so dizzy, don’t know what hit me
But I’ll be alright

My head’s underwater
But I’m breathing fine
You’re crazy and I’m outta my mind

Cause all of me loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me, I’ll give my all to you
You’re my end and my beginning
Even when I lose, I’m winning
Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, oh

How many times do I have to tell you
Even when you’re crying, you’re beautiful too?
The world is beating you down
I’m around through every move
You’re my downfall, you’re my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
Can’t stop singing, this ringing in my head for you

My head’s underwater
But I’m breathing fine
You’re crazy and I’m outta my mind

Cause all of me loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me, I’ll give my all to you
You’re my end and my beginning
Even when I lose, I’m winning
Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all, all of you

Cards on the table
We’re both showing hearts
Risking it all though it’s hard

Cause all of me loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I’ll give my all to you
You’re my end and my beginning
Even when I lose, I’m winning
Cause I give you all of me
You give me all, all of you, oh
I give you all, all of me, yeah,
And you give me all, all of you, oh

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I think of you -Taj Jackson

I miss you babe
girl i know i been busy didn’t get to talk
but don’t let your head play them games with your heart
its been a little crazy doing what i do
but i just cant wait to get home with you
i know its been hard me not being there
baby i don’t want you thinking that i don’t really don’t care
and i know that your feeling like i’m being unfair
but your love is with me everywhere

when i dream i think of you
breath i think of you
all day i think of you
give all my love to you my baby boo
swear its true all i do is think of you
when i pray i think you’re
far away i think of you
all day i think of you
my heart belongs to you my baby boo
yes its true all i do is think of you

always say i love you before i go to sleep
if i die before i’m awake then i take your love with me
every second i’m away from you feels like misery
cuz i know where i really want to be
i know its been hard me not being there
baby i don’t want you thinking that i don’t really care
and i know that your feeling like i’m being unfair
but your love is with me everywhere

when i dream i think of you
breath i think of you
all day i think of you
give all my love to you my baby boo
swear its true all i do is think of you
when i pray i think of you
far away i think of you
all day i think of you
my heart belongs to you my baby boo
yes its true all i do is think of you

what do you do when you love someone so much
you’ll do almost anything just for one touch
trying to make an excuse just to get away
that’s the way i feel about you baby
when i leave do you know what i go through
it makes me cry every time cuz i miss you
and i hope you feel the same way too
cause all i do is think of you

(2x)
when i dream i think of you
breath i think of you
all day i think of you
give all my love to you my baby boo
swear its true all i do is think of you
when i pray i think of you
far away i think of you
all day i think of you
my heart belongs to you my baby boo
yes its true all i do is think of you

all i do is think of you

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…listen to this:

“Big Up”
(feat. Rayvon)
Now this one dedicates to all the women that I
please just big up for themself
Them the man them know say that the flush a
bomb extra buff and rough
Shagsman and Rayvon is one new brand 'bout to
become number one
Watch this
[Rayvon]
And you fi
Big up, big up
All of the women them big up, big up
All of the girl them big up, big up
All of the women them big up, big up
Whooey
See me go
Watch it go cop
Teaching it please stand up, please
Viva Apache full of pure make-up
When she walk pon street a whole heap of man big
them up
Big up, big up
Gal you’re fat and you’re buff
[SHAGGY]
Gal you’re fat and you’re buff, expensive and
rough
A put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff, I know your
comfort
Put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff, another virgin
bluff
Well put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff and you’re
buffer or dapper
Put your hand inna the air and just big up
Say wa
Jump and skin out 'cause you know I say a sexy
Shout it out 'cause a you have the vinery
Bawl it out you big thing and healthy
We brought you up a man we called so leave I
man me
Your hair style man it look well fancy
Tell the all of them say you have your man a
ready
Your face a look like fi vow a night monkey
Hid no pain, top just like Apache
Come, come take it from the one named Shaggy
Tell the world you big thing and healthy
Fat and you’re buff, expensive and rough
Well put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff, I know your
comfort
Put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff and you’re
buffer or dapper
Put your hand inna the air and just big up
Well I don’t want no man tell me woman no nice,
ey
And I don’t want no man tell me woman no sweet,
eey
Don’t want no man tell me woman no nice, woman
no nice
Don’t want no man tell me woman no sweet, ey
Well you fi
Big up, big up, now your poom-poom shorts
Big up, big up, now your body lick shirt
Big up, big up, now your catwoman-suit
Big up, big up, mini-skirt look cute
So me say Brooklyn man helped me big them up
And a Manville man helped me big them up
And a New York man helped me big them up
And Flatbush man say helped me big them up
And a big up yourself because you’re fat and
you’re buff, gal (Big up)
Tell them say that you’re fat and you’re buff, gal
(Big up)
Tell them you are the god of buff, gal (Big up)
Tell them you’re expensive and rough, gal (Big up)
Tell them say that a you confess, gal (Big up)
Tell them say you’re the virgin bluff
Fat and you’re buff, expensive and rough
Well put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff, I know your
comfort
Put your hand inna the air and just big up
Gal if you’re fat and you’re buff and you’re
buffer or dapper
Put your hand inna the air and just sight, aha
Watch it go cop
Teaching it please stand up, please
Viva Apache full of pure make-up
When she walk pon street a whole heap of man big
them up
Big up, big up, big up
Because you’re fat and you’re buff
Shagsman girl man she fat and she buff
Rayvon gal man she fat and she buff
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, ey
And me don’t want no man say I fi work Angela
Oooh, oooh
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, ey
And me don’t know King Kong, what if she know
him, ya
Oooh
Big up, big up, now your poom-poom shorts
Big up, big up, now your body lick shirt
Big up, big up, now your catwoman-suit
Big up, big up, whooey

Stupid octogenarian [ATTACH=full]20812[/ATTACH]

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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don’t wanna die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows.

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You must suffer from self esteem issues by constantly alluding to how this fish of yours is intelligent.

The flipside is flattery will always get you somewhere…in this case,the lips of the fish in question firmly planted on his groin area trying to reincarnate the dead.

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KUKA HUJAKUFA BADO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU

If you had a band you would call it “OldFarts Psychosis”

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UPPPUUSSSS

UPPPUSSSS

UPPPPPPUUUSSSS

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UUUUUUUPPPPUUSS

Who is this fish, Mutongoi?

Don’t mistake mastery of the language to intelligence I thought you were older hence wiser???

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