the one thing that you do when drunk

Aye benders? I trust most of you are having a good time downing pints, swallowing concotions in awesome joints others in some seedy joints where Jezebel hangs her bra, the company depends on whether its was your crotch or brain that led you to the said establishment. My question is what is the one thing that happens or you do that makes you know that you are hammered? Mimi nikiamka kudance na a randomn ass on the floor najuanga ulevi ndio hiyo!

pisss aloooot and reply to mundane threads,ferk Vaan girl

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Kupigia kila mtu kwa contacts simu.
Think nitatoka postpaid.

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developing fantastic (overthought!) business solutions for ongoing or foreseen client’s problems that sometimes couldn’t be defended when sober…when i used to get really hammered i would sometimes email/text the same solutions on the spot only to be confused following day when asked about them…fortunately most were good…

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Talk alot

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kuwa numb kwa kichwa

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Thought ni mimi peke yangu.
i ussualy scratch the back of my head,if i feel a funny tingly feeling najua ni kumaliza drink na kujitoa

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Sielewi,i n myself am drunk or so I think…ikue ikue…kuinua matawi

itisha bill ulipe uende home b4 kina gay parrade waje wakuvunjie yai

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Sielewi,i n myself am drunk or so I think…ikue ikue…kuinua matawi

Child,those r words only the few chosen who ave visited the only private town in kenya can understand bt I appreciate ur concern

piss in your pants for a change today

man! i can totally relate to that…, i think it happens a lot to most

he he he… that can end brilliantly or with egg all over your face

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Think i will be leaving my phone at home.

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you are one those guys that give stories of giants

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one eggy face in my business is too much where we depend on word of mouth…

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that happens when i have a hangover

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Niaje ng’ombe ya blue?

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http://i.imgur.com/JyQLpv8.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnMboFHudlc

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making deals that i cant honour :D:D:D

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