The 'Offloading' Strategies

A friend of mine, Bingwa Scrotum aka Mamu, Takatanye, Sally Bosch, Bingwa Scr0tum, Kirry

Well a friend of mine is in a dilemma. He wants to break up with a woman. Problem is, the lady is a sweet soul in that hamkoseangi and they never argue. They have dated for close to 9 months. The dilemma is, how does he break up with the lady with as little hurt as possible?

Do you have any break up strategy? Have you done it before?

Reasons for break-up?

If u r not a tree holder tell us.

I’ve just read about ghosting…google that shit.

she is good for now. But the future cant match with her

… … … Problem is, the lady is a sweet soul in that hamkoseangi and they never argue…

are u sure u talking about a woman?
ARGUE is a woman’s middle name dog

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no actually the thing is, you have nothing at the middle of your ears.

"A friend of mine"all (one multihandler)of whom hv been suspended cz of uncouth behavior
Now shake that head of yours shemale and see how much noise it creates.

“why not turn into an arsehole and let her dump you”

~ @TopCat

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works like a charm…

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@ice never throw a woman out atakuletea drama all your life but if she walks away you will live in peace but make sure you pretend to beg her not to leave and ukiona nikaa anasikiza kuwa an asshole tena then she gets tired anatoka and oohh the peace!!!

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actually I live by that mantra, reason why I am still friends with several of my exes, I never really chase them away like animals, sometimes I let them do the dumping and if they come back one month down the line asking if I have seen the reasons behind their actions, I answer yes and throw a hint that I have started seeing someone else, there was even a time with one Ex she would ask me for advice on how to go about her new boyfie and me vice versa on my new catch. It’s called maintaining bridges and not burning them

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