The Nkaissery I Met - Why I Am Mourning

[negativezero]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Usually, these people suffer from extreme low esteem stemming from childhood issues - sexual/physical abuse, neglect, extreme poverty, sibling rivalry, etc etc.

Nice speech, sir. No one’s trying to put you down. I, however, do not believe you wrote all this because you’re mourning…

Anyways, I’ll show myself out.

[system]

@"FieldMarshal

Later that night, I proceeded to St Mary’s Hospital, Kiserian to welcome the latest addition to the FieldMarshal clan (the good book says, fill the world, NOT your home!) by a random peasant MWK. Bouncing baby boy, Kiyo (from the Kikuyu word Kiyoo - ‘hard-working’) - I was high as a kite from more wine, and the matha told me to name the brat and I chose Kiyo - no ferking English names for my children!

My children, my foot. Is that mwk the MSiM?

[kalenjinkirdit]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

As a man in the security sector, what do you think of the good general’s predictable routine? Lunch at Weston every Tuesday and two-three drinks at Bomas between 7-9pm.

I think that’s very risky.

i think the late was a humble man, he didn’t cross people the wrong way so he let his guard down. people paranoid with their security have rubbed people the wrong way kibiashara ie wanjigi they’re always looking behind their back

[system]

I met the late General while he was on official duty. He had come for lunch at Rainbow hotel where there were meetings to discuss Obama’s arrival to the country. That was 2015. He was coming up the stairs to the second floor conference rooms while I was coming downstairs. All of a sudden I noticed commotion from his security detail and there he was infront of me. We almost bumped into each other. He was dressed in green army fatigues and had a calm, quiet demeanor about him. Fare thee well…!

[Fala_12]

i am also waiting for MFWaithereros account of how he/she met the rate general pare randan

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

^^^^^^^^:D:D:D:D

As one mhenga said at the turn of the last century, fala ni fala tu hata ukipaka siagi…

[Fala_12]

^^ elderly tulia na uchese chini, at least uweze kuona nane nane na uconfirm TMTWNEBP

[system]

@Fala 12

i am also waiting for MFWaithereros account of how he/she met the rate general pare randan

Wacha tuu nikusamehe as I have just come from mass so I am in a good place. All I can tell you is that you do try very much to have digs at my handle that appear in bad taste to me. Si vile sijui matusi? I can really deliver trust me me on this one but I consider it a waste of my precious time that I will never recover. Also I have to tell you that the pronounciation of ‘Randan’ is not really an insult to me. We use it all the time. My friends from outside ‘Randan’ will call and ask me kuhana ati Randani?

Lastly, I don’t have to answer you but don’t want to keep you ‘waiting’ so here goes… I have never met any Kenyan politician in the UK inc our PORK who has visited ‘Randan’ a few times. Most of my friends have met him or attended his meetings, with others travelling from all over Europe for that. Even when he was at the Hague thousands of Kenyans from the UK went to the Netherlands to show solidarity. I was at work. Now if you are having a slow Sunday afternoon please find someone else to latch on to. Could you not have addressed Purple’s post without mentioning me? I don’t get your vibe. ‘ave’ a good evening and a great week ahead.
-Miss Finest Wine - this should help you determine my gender.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Miss Finest Wine

Wacha tuu nikusamehe as I have just come from mass so I am in a good place. All I can tell you is that you do try very much to have digs at my handle that appear in bad taste to me. Si vile sijui matusi? I can really deliver trust me me on this one but I consider it a waste of my precious time that I will never recover. Also I have to tell you that the pronounciation of ‘Randan’ is not really an insult to me. We use it all the time. My friends from outside ‘Randan’ will call and ask me kuhana ati Randani?

Lastly, I don’t have to answer you but don’t want to keep you ‘waiting’ so here goes… I have never met any Kenyan politician in the UK inc our PORK who has visited ‘Randan’ a few times. Most of my friends have met him or attended his meetings, with others travelling from all over Europe for that. Even when he was at the Hague thousands of Kenyans from the UK went to the Netherlands to show solidarity. I was at work. Now if you are having a slow Sunday afternoon please find someone else to latch on to. Could you not have addressed Purple’s post without mentioning me? I don’t get your vibe. ‘ave’ a good evening and a great week ahead.
-Miss Finest Wine - this should help you determine my gender.

Uka Kenya uhee tigana na andu aa wana…

[WANJIKU]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

In life, I have come to realise that there are losers who are always ready to nit-pick everything in a bid to put others down. Usually, these people suffer from extreme low esteem stemming from childhood issues - sexual/physical abuse, neglect, extreme poverty, sibling rivalry, etc etc.

On sites like this, these people will not post anything of value, but will pounce like tigers on the smallest of issues. It makes them feel good and superior to tear others down, usually using insults.

Truly sad, because it ‘victimises’ them all over again.

@FieldMarshal CouchP

In life, I have come to realise that there are losers who are always ready to nit-pick everything in a bid to put others down. Usually, these people suffer from extreme low esteem stemming from childhood issues - sexual/physical abuse, neglect, extreme poverty, sibling rivalry, etc etc.

On sites like this, these people will not post anything of value, but will pounce like tigers on the smallest of issues. It makes them feel good and superior to tear others down, usually using insults.

Truly sad, because it ‘victimises’ them all over again.

too bad this guys choose to see things as they are commenting.but the generals death should wake some of us up…life is very unpredictable live while you still can…try to be as happy as possible because you don’t know when the ripper will come a knocking I am not young but I say YOLO…don’t always look for negatives where none are

[system]

@FieldMarshal Couch P…Ushio mundu andikaga maundu moru makwa each time. Nihake anyways. Asha ndigukuhe githee nduragiire baby number??? ndirikania:) I read that the elections might be postponed? I am very disappointed as I was so looking forward to voting for the 1st time.

[Slartibartfast]

All that vitriol because imegonga ndipo.

[system]

@WANJIKU

too bad this guys choose to see things as they are commenting.but the generals death should wake some of us up…life is very unpredictable live while you still can…try to be as happy as possible because you don’t know when the ripper will come a knocking I am not young but I say YOLO…don’t always look for negatives where none are

Nothing more to add @WANJIKU. Ni wengi sana kwa hii forum. Bantering in jest is quite different from biatching and hating. The jury is out there.

[Mathaais]

@kalenjinkirdit

i think the late was a humble man, he didn’t cross people the wrong way so he let his guard down. people paranoid with their security have rubbed people the wrong way kibiashara ie wanjigi they’re always looking behind their back

He might have been humble in his private capacity but Nkaissery was an abrasive character when going around his duties and was not averse to rubbing many the wrong way including locking up politicians and journalists.
Yours isn’t an accurate description of the late General.

[system]

@Slartibartfast

All that vitriol because imegonga ndipo.[/QUO

@Purple

I met the late General while he was on official duty. He had come for lunch at Rainbow hotel where there were meetings to discuss Obama’s arrival to the country. That was 2015. He was coming up the stairs to the second floor conference rooms while I was coming downstairs. All of a sudden I noticed commotion from his security detail and there he was infront of me. We almost bumped into each other. He was dressed in green army fatigues and had a calm, quiet demeanor about him. Fare thee well…!

Fare thee well indeed. His death has shocked the nation. Folk on the ground are worried coz of the looming elections.

How is the packing going on Sis? Where are you transiting from? Our dates might tally. Wacha twende kwa box.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Miss Finest Wine

@FieldMarshal Couch P…Ushio mundu andikaga maundu moru makwa each time. Nihake anyways. Asha ndigukuhe githee nduragiire baby number??? ndirikania:) I read that the elections might be postponed? I am very disappointed as I was so looking forward to voting for the 1st time.

The elections will be held on time. I will help you celebrate voting for the first time.

[system]

@Miss Finest Wine

Fare thee well indeed. His death has shocked the nation. Folk on the ground are worried coz of the looming elections.

How is the packing going on Sis? Where are you transiting from? Our dates might tally. Wacha twende kwa box.

which folks are these? this time hata panic buying sioni

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

The elections will be held on time. I will help you celebrate voting for the first time.

Baby is number what? you dodgy sailor:)

[system]

@Deorro

which folks are these? this time hata panic buying sioni

okii.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Miss Finest Wine

Baby is number what? you dodgy sailor:)

Kikuyu men don’t count their children. And their goats. True story.