The New Quail

Wadau. If you’re planning to jump on the latest agribusiness money train don’t. My frens mumea ni mumea. It needs a soil to place roots, and water.

There’s nothing you have less control over than a plant. Itamea ikitaka na ikufe ikitaka. All you can do is bite your fingers in anticipation.

Unlike any other business ever, you are at the bottom of the food chain

You don’t set prices

You don’t determine yield
You don’t determine demand

You’re just an idiot digging around like a mole and hopping someone pays for your nonsense. You could work 12 months straight na mwishowe uende nyumbani ukipiga nugu na mawe

HIGH RISK LOW REWARD

Stop being silly !
Fools can’t go into cocoa the way they went into quail

When mzungu was governing Kenya for 70yrs (1890-1963), mzungu scientists undertook extensive studies to find out what could be grown in the Kenya colony. And they never recommended cocoa. They only recommended tea, coffee, pyrethrum, wattle in the highlands, and sisal, cotton, sugarcane, rice in the low lands. Anyone promoting cocoa is a conman.

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You underestimate the number of fools

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Same shit, different toilet. The oldest scam in the book. This starts when A farmer introduces a new high yielding farming way that makes huge profits with a small capital investment and minimal maintenance cost.

He goes viral. Media companies flock to do interviews. Interested investors start contacting the farmer. The farmer will charge a consultation fee to teach the investors. He will supply the materials to start. Since it will take many years to get the first harvest Ata kua amenukisha kitunguu bila lube. By the time they realize it’s a scam, the farmer has parachuted to the darkest end of embobut forest never to be seen again

Aki wewe ni mjinga.

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