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Nyumba ya Mumbi came together to celebrate Uhuru Birthday 
in their mirrions na nduru za kuaminika zimasema pale State House jabass ametetemeka tetetete kuskia Uhuru kwa radio 
talking to the mountain 
hadi akarudisha security ya jagathi.
Mirrions of Kikuyu singing Maumau songs in unity has sent jitters and jiggers pale state house as murima starts to rumble
Watu Wa mulima hunishangaza.
Si NI nyinyi juzi mliiba kondoo na mbuzi?
Stealing is our hobby. Even Uhuru knows that
Tunaiba kidogo sio kama kalejinga wanabeba store Yote
If every tribe became like watu ya morima, we would go very far as a country.
Watu wa Murima are the only tribe that elects a person and holds them accountable to the letter, hata kama ni wao. Same thing with their presidents, including Kibaki and Uhuru. That explains why most impeachments have come from the mountain. Kama ingekuwa Raila president the Luos would support him and shield him unreservedly even when he walks around the streets of Nairobi leaving smegma all over. Same thing with Kalonzo or Mudavadi with their tribes.
Watu wa morima are very interest-driven, and a leader from the mountain has to take care of the business environment, because thats their forte. Watu wa ponde la ufa try as much as possible to fill parastatals with their kin and loot the public institutions dry. Even the businesses they set up can’t survive without political patronage. That’s why all Moi businesses have gone under. If Jambass No. 1 left power today, Weston Hotel’s going concern would be in jeopardy almost instantaneously.
I would take a morima presidency any day, their arrogance notwithstanding.
hehe sasa wako na Uhuru ama rigathi sababu inakaa uhuru ameshindwa kusamehea rigathi
These are politics of nostalgia. Even moi was once missed.
Lakini Uhunye yuko sawa.
cowards of the mountain
Now you’re overstating things.
isipokuwa kuita wavulana wao majina ya wanawake kama wasenge na ufala-mang’aa, hakuna lingine wakikuyu wanalo.
uhuru packaged the chikuyus like nyama kwa gazeti for sale to raira.
who is to say that karuwa would not suffer the same fate as that of “toothfull’s” had she ascended to power?
nabii na kindiki pale state house…
True Heroes end up being betrayed.
If uhunye decides to run as president he will send Nabii home
How do you hold birthday ya mtu na hayuko???
What has wesdan delivered to this country absolutely nothing.
wesdan delivered Elisha Zebedee Ongoya,
wesdan delivered Martin Shikuku,
wesdan delivered Hilary Ng’weno,
wesdan delivered Amos Wako,
wesdan delivered Francis Imbuga,
wesdan delivered Everette Standa,
wesdan delivered Eliud Wabukala,
wesdan delivered Dr Joshua Noreh,
damn, wesdan even delivered a significant number of chikuyu children - literally and figurately. 
Okuyu delivered independence single handedly.
General Mwariama alikuwa chikuyu ?
General Kassam alikuwa chikuyu?
General Kurito Kisio alikuwa chikuyu?
y’all think too highly of yourselves for your own good.
