The Most Scary Things For Today's Confused Generation

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[li]Low Battery[/li][li]Low Data warning[/li][li]Forgetting or losing their phone[/li][li]Pregnancy. They fear pregnancy more than HIV[/li][/ol]

Your data is below 2mbs.

Most of them have brain storage lower than 2 Mb

Not confused we also feared our parents finding our porn magazine and dvd magazines.

Yes na ukweli usemwe wazazi ndio wameshindwa kulewa after all wahenga walidai mtoto umleavyo

Millenia’s are operating on totally new software.

Wueh!!! Kuna siku nikiwa fomu wan,ilikua siku yangu ya kubeba hustler for the weekend after kuchotea mwenyewe. The only place ingekaa ni chini ya godoro. friday night mimi huyooo na palmela ,bajaji hadi kuganda mikono zote after kuswap,nikimaliza nairudisha chini ya godoro. Sato mid morning nikatumwa na matha shughuli ilinirudisha saa kumi ,naingia room hivi napata msee wa kupaint alikam na kutoa godoro kabla aanze job,sema kutetemeka. Kamsee kumbe kalikua rada, aliitisha gazeti alafu akaseti manuscript ndani na kuniwekea kando.

Tangu ni hamie telkom hizi spamming message za your data is below zikiisha kapsah.

you always launch bad news after bad news

Newly classified mental disorders

LBAS = Low battery anxiety syndrome

ODPS = Out of data panic syndrome

Connection iko vipi with telkom?

Top notch. Na stream mpira 720 hd bila stress…

That’s why at form 1, you are supposed to be circumcized and living in a room that your mother cannot just enter or get someone to enter without your permission.

Hapo kwa pregnancy umeongea str8 facts

Sasa mamangu amekuwa painter? We lived in a stone building right here in the city not in grass thatched mud walled abodes sorrounded by goats…kuna tofauti. I got circumcised 10 years after your dad,heshimu mimi ghaseer