I respect the man, heck, i like the old man. But i think that he has gone full circle.
Times am ashamed to be in the same country with him. The man would literary make a deal with the devil if by so doing, he would become president. Infact, i am not sure he hasnt made a deal with the devil. His name has adversely been mentioned regarding Night vigils in Grave site, Nigerian Juju men, Waganga kutoka Pemba, Omieri and deep Kharahari tribal witches. Ok…that Kharahari witch is purely hearsay. But you get the drift.
Lets briefly analyse the deals he has made, at least those in public domain , in his bids to get the presidency.
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[li]He made a deal with President Mo1 thinking he would be the chosen one. At the time, Mo1 was considered the worst living human being by majority of Kenyans. He lost. Later we realised Mo1 was Gods gift to Kenya…we were peaceful, and had only one mega scandal.[/li][li]He ran to Baba Jimmy and his Tosha myth thinking that he would edge his way in. They saw him coming a mile away. He lost.[/li][li]He galvanised every tribe against one, made deals with women groups and Gymnastic groups. He lost.[/li][li]He has been crowned an elder of every subtribe in kenya, also a women elder in some tribes. He was recently crowned a warrior in his tribe at 72yrs of age.[/li][li]He has appeared in every cultural festival where cameras were present… Dressed as a Somali here, a muslim there, A jehovas witnes usher there, a Buthist monk there, a Karamojong cattle raiders warrior here, a Digo kaya Elder here, …lets mind space in the server[/li][li]He has made Mou with almost anyone who promised him votes[/li][li]He speaks the Mrc language,[/li][li]He has been adversely mentioned in 1982 mambo mbaya.[/li][li]He was beaten in kwale by a tribesman for…ohhh wait…thats not relevant here.[/li][li]First he had Pentagon, then Hexagon, then a Porygon of vices… He lost all[/li][li]Now, jana, he made a deal with a former friend turned foe.[/li][/ul]
The common denominator here is his unwavering propensity to never win. But you must respect his resilience… He keeps coming back…hopeful…even after Kenyans has rejected him seven times…he still crings on to the hope of one day becoming a president. But what can a cetified Certificate in Tinfoiling holder do. His options are minimal. Its either a Tinsmith workshop or Statehouse. A big leap…one that should keep a Tinsmith very hopeful.
If history serves us right, he will loose next year, cry wolf , then open a war chest to contest in 2022, 2027 and 2032.
He has become the bosom darling of Africans. Seminar use a power point of him on how never to win anything.
The Dictators are dying away, but the Cring ons are still here…
The #RWNBP hastag is going viral in the Us and Gambia.
Its ashame
in other words, that common denominator is trying to complete a safaricom number…he vied in 2007, then 2013, he is vying in 2017, then 2022,then 2027…now take the two last numbers of each year
Wacha niketi pale nione jinsi utakavyo nyeshewa na RPGs, boulders, batons, et al…make sure uko kwa one of those armored vehicles sababu ile kuvamiwa utavamiwa hata zile panya zili kula mitungi yako zitaku hurumia.
poa sana Sudanese…bado yuko…ilienda na gari ushago jana at 6pm na by 7.20 this morning hakuwa amefika Eld…walishikwa na traffic kwa toll station Gilgil …
For your information , that was not blue post ng’ombe hii…that was
[SIZE=4]Scenic View Hotel[/SIZE] …where mau mau were hiding while your kinsmen were traveling from Sudan to kenya…that’s why he wilo nefa bee awa presidenti
