The Mighty Mighty Kalenjins

Elders, good afternoon…:smiley:

How do you feel now that the mighty mighty mighty mighty mighty mighty mighty mighty Kalenjins are the Lords of the Land?:D:D:D

Some of you najua mnaskia niwaruu kwa koo na chest-pains moto moto.
Poleni sana.

@Ndindu @slevyn @uwesmake @girlciki93 There is still NINE fuckin years and THREE months to gooooooooo…:smiley:

Asanteni!

hotslap ya mbukusu
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Notes in PDF zikuje pris.

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Induction to be one of the mighty mighty mighty mighty mighty Kalenjins is open to all and everyone:D:D

However, the first step is knowing that our greetings is “Iamunee” and not “Yomune”.:smiley:

Dear me, you must be a typical village bumpkin!
We’ve seen them before in this Kenya, the kind who celebrate wildly when their man is sitting somewhere, atop, on their “behalf”
We know the real smooth operators are too busy making bank to run their mouths.

Kula nyama kabisa alafu unakuja kuchekelea wanao meza mate…anyway how have you been @Kalenjin101 enyewe serikali ya meno nje haikupeleki mbaya ata kijiji unaonanga siku izi hatukufikii mboga:cool:

Kipmeno wacha kusumbua watu. The real beneficiaries of this retarded government do not have the time to floss on an anonymous. In fact we ata hujakua around ni kama pia uchumi pia imekukalia kama wakenya wengine adi bundles akuna.

Nitafutie kazi serikali priss

Kalejingas humbwa koko.

@Irregardless @Jimit @Heke

Acheni hasira bana:D:D

Mimi kama @Kalenjin101 bado niko tu peasant. Sijapata any major breakthrough kwa hii serikali ya Ruto.:D:D

However, it feels sooooooo good knowing that the Kalenjin haters and the anti-Kalenjin brigade wakiongozwa na @Ndindu Elkana wanapata chest-pains wakiona the mighty mighty mighty mighty Kalenjins ruling.

Seems umepata kazi hapo county. salo ya 70k haikupeleki mahali. Kumamako lakini, all the best in those 9 years

Ghasia tupa kitu ni nunua hizi miaka Tisa tutaokota sabuni Hadi breki ziishe.

Niaje elder

Tunataka deals zinaleta Chepkondok :smiley:

Nitakurushia notes, if you wanna learn some kalenjin. We are told if you can’t beat them join them. Unaweza pata “citizenship” by registration, How? jishindie kadem kamkale…:smiley:

@Kalenjin101 ni askari pale Kamkunji Police station.

Kalemenos wa Kenyatalk wamenyamaza sana tangu Kipmeno-In-Chief aingie state house. Inakaa wanaghula bole bole.

Wrong, hiyo achia BABA yeye ndio anapenda to join others na Kalonzo.

As a Ktalk billionaire, think outside of the box, and have a calm disposition. If you can’t beat them, knock them out take the shit and be the driver.

Kiundu like PHD, CGH Ruto
Cc. Gachagua :smiley:

Thinking outside the box ni kuwa mkalenji kwa sasa, still working on my Kalenjin accent, tunasaka tenders

Kales are very secretive. They give an appearance of primitivity yet they are organized like bees. The modern kale will be a force to reckon with