yesterday was one of those extremely slow days. so the man decides it’s been a while since he went to church. so he drags his bones to the bathroom and just after undressing he realizes that he got no soap not even panga bar soap. How the hell is he going to clean his abs?This is not going to be a good day, he whispers to himself. The man has no choice but to go to a shopping mall (mama kanana’s kiosk is a shopping mall too) to get him some soap and probably some breakfast.
Now the man is used to some panga and menengai bar soap and once in a while some ushidi multipurpose soap. Today is a bit different though, some unseen forces are directing the niccur towards shower gels, faom burst and some hand wash and sanitizer. The man is just shining his eyes at some products he has never seen with cute names like farmasi, flamingo even protex. The man comes back to earth and realizes this ain’t his shit better stick to his lane. So he turns to walk away and…sweet je suis he spots her. Beautiful is an understatement, she is perfect. She has these comfy sandals that nicely fit her pretty feet, some tight fitting blue jeans that bring out the sweetness and niceness in her. The man is not sure whether she has a lab coat or one of those designer jackets, it’s hard to tell with women especially matters fashion. But what really stood out is her piranha tattoo on her leg, very nicely done.
The man literally hop,skip and jump towards the woman. Turns out the woman is looking for some hand wash too. Suddenly the man becomes an expert in hand wash and he helps her select just the perfect brand for her soft hands…
TWO MONTHS LATER…
The man is no longer just the man, no my friend, the man is now the happy man and so is the woman.
The happy man and the happy woman got themselves some mud houses in the middle of nowhere where they live happily not so sure ever after.
The alarm goes off, the man wakes up and that man was me.
remember no seeds, no sticks, no stems… vuta vitu safi…and avoid second gen drinks to have dreams in 3D
@Nefertities attachment is the cause of all this? You see, you dream. Heheeee
:D:D:D:D:D
Morning Nef, smoothie is ready.
Hehehe ulitoa mbegu kwanza?
:eek: isnt it always?
hehehe…hii festive season zangu ni detox to.
maji, beetroot, maji, beetroot
hahaha…not that one, the other one.
The tatoo, mmmmmm yes, that tatoo no one saw is giving team nduthi sleepless nights.
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and the manicured hand is coming too
Photography perspective too sad some thick kilo heads will never know that in their one-dimensional worlds
Piranhas are ugly as hell brother. @Nyadist amesema.
Listen bright spark, I have had countless arguments with kabuda on the pros and cons of fat women and my position isn’t about to change any time soon. Uwesmake too knows I never fancy his momos. Perspective or not, I know a hippo behind right from the toes.
time check 10.57 AM
activity: another idle needy man on my case quoting my post
reaction: yaaaawn
@Nefertities, piga selfie ya Rasa to prove @Mathaais wrong.
Idiot, no one is here to play your foolish kid games. It doesn’t mean tagging or not tagging someone that you aren’t replying to them.
Oooh and next time fight your own wars or stick to racing your tiny Subarus like juvenile teenagers.
handkerchiefs or serviettes anyone? the tears and emotions leading to abuses. neediness galore
anyway I am out of here, go on quote me and vent again. That is an order Mr.