The life of modern Prophets

I need someone with the right connections to get me into this whole prophet thing because these niggas are balling. Malawi’s own prophet Bushiri has acquired not his first, not his second but his third private jet (Worth thirty something million dollars excluding the running costs).
It’s a pity though that his followers are yet to acquire their first brain.

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Posted at12:45
“I am what God says I am. I was born a winner," is how a Malawian pastor, known as Prophet Shepherd Bushiri, has described himself after the acquisition of his third private jet, reports Malawi’s Nyasa Times newspaper.

Mr Bushiri is thought to be the richest man in Malawi and has recently revealed that he plans to open a bank and mobile company in South Africa, the paper adds.

He posted pictures of the new jet on his Facebook page.

The latest jet is reportedly a Gulf Stream III jet, which costs $37m (£25m).

More than half of Malawi’s population of 16 million live under the poverty line.

When criticised for spending money that could have been used to help the poor by one follower on Facebook, Prophet Shepherd Bushiri replied:

“When are you going to sell your phone which you have used to type here and give the money to the poor?”" - Courtesy of the BBC.
P.S.:
I was too lazy to remove the hyperlinks so whatever

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Maybe ni wa mashaito

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You can’t blame the devil for human stupidity. Hii ni pesa ya a gullible congregation or from some other vice/crime

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Ile hekaya yako ya madevo bado tunadai

:slight_smile:

although prophets wakitambo walikuwa wana ball pia, na ku murder anybody who criticizes them.
Elijah ndio baba yao, some guys lost their lives because of laughing at him, then mwishowe aliburuka na private jet whose brand name was “chariot on fire”

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Kumbe unajua bible mister Eng :)…they were kids 40, in the O.T God was so strict :frowning:

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U don’t need to go far. Look at our own kiunas

Just watch an episode of Preachers of L.A ndio utajua si waafrika ndio wajinga pekee

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did you see Cathy’s wedding (coz surely she controlled kila kitu)

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That’s what happens when people don’t stop to ask what becomes of their tithe because “Ni pesa ya mungu”

hakuna mashaito, ni kondoo tu mingi…

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Let’s join forces and do this biachara!.. would you mind hoping around the world in such;)

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Spot on!

Hii ni system ya Majambazi.

hio rebuttal at the end ni noma; he truly is a prophet

aii Puru, hii ni kuonea na kuekelea chetani

This is how Jesus will descend from heaven with archangels Michael and Raphael guarding Him
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Kwani hii ni bibilia ya wakorino ama made up? Elishah ndiye alichekelewa na watoi for being bald

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