The lie that is small business.

Spent the better part of the day at a friend’s electricals shop at Nyamakima.
Surprisingly he only made a single sale.
I think retail is a big lie in this country.
How do they even pay rent.

That’s just a day. Even where you work not all days are the same but you are always paid a salary.

Kuna siku atauza elfu kumi na hiyo ndiyo atalipa rent

Hii ndio upuzi ya white collar maaafakaz, mtu anachukua time yake kuja kwa shop yako kufanya hesabu zake… ndio maana you cant survive in a city ukifutwa hio kazi ya kuvaa tai.

Huwes judge bizna na siku moja, can even for a week with zero sales then next unapata order moja boombastic hata unashindwa kufill.

So you spent a whole day idling at someone’s shop just to count their money? kati yako na yeye, ni nani hana akili?

Hii hasira yako ya kutosoma kwà bidii usituletee

You spent your school time kwà shamba ya mapera sasa unatuonea wivu

Somesha watoto wako wasiwe wajinga kama wewe

Niaje maragoli meffi

Siongei na failures

I WILL SAY IT LIKE I SEE IT.WHY ARE THERE SHOPS IN THE VILLAGE THAT HAVEN’T EXPANDED?..KENYANS LOVE BEING COMFORTED BY LIES.

Zoomalia kuko aje leo? Any ‘explosive’ headlines?

Leo watu wako na hasira ajab …

Mwambie afunge

Wewe hata heri ungezaliwa nugu, with your hairy azz. masomo gani uko nayo.waria dropout ya class four biashara ni tax evasion.

I was once in the business of selling heavy-duty machines. Yaani vifaru and other civil engineering equipments in some foreign country.
You can stay for six months without making any sale but when a deal goes through, unakafunga sawasawa with cheques worth millions.

Entrepreneurship = High Risk/High Reward

Kuna kitu huitwa seasons in business. I spend July- February idling in the office only to make hay between March-June that lasts me a year plus small investments here and there. I don’t know what you will say ukikuja kwangu August.

You are such a smartaZz who lied to you expanding business equals success… With all the expansion nakumatt and tuskys have done why did they go down…

Once you realize that huwezi kafunga ukiwa employed, you will wake up, register a company, and start looking for business opportunities. It is a tough journey, but it will take you where employees can only dream of.

You can join the workforce, make 50k-100k safely (like most employed guys with your skills), and live a normal life. Or you can start a business, accept the risks, and potentially make 1M per month if your stars line up. If they don’t, you can always go back to employment. But kaa ukijua hii Kenya, employment will pay the bills but it won’t make you rich.

Nyumba pale Runda ni 30M+, how exactly will you afford that as a regular employee??

Mi nikitoa bhangi Kasese au Tarime na ifike mombasa safely mara tatu kwa mwaka the rest of the year ni kuranda randa tu…