The Khalif Kairo Saga Continues

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Common Sense dictates that anyone who claims to be worth billions should not have too much problems getting his hands on a few million to clear his obligations

Ama Namna Gani …??:joy::rofl::fire:

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A famous English Idiom :
… “…Cut your coat according to your cloth…”

Meaning:
Undertake only what you have the money or ability to do and no more.

Or more simply
Do not bite more than You can chew …!!:rofl::joy::fire:

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A famous English Idiom :
… “…Cut your coat according to your cloth…”

Meaning:
Undertake only what you have the money or ability to do and no more.

Or more simply
Do not bite more than You can chew …!!:rofl::joy::fire:

Coins make lots of noise. Rich people lay low.

Ukienda rural towns unaeza ona kamzae kanaendesha DX Station wagon ya 2006 but akienda bank anaingia cubical ya Corporate Banking na analetewa Thermos ya chai na vitafunio. The old fucker unakuta dealings zake ni Mamita soh kwenda juu.

Hawa ni wale hata bank hutuma employees wao kwa kazi yake kumbembeleza afanye development kwa prime plots zake ili Bank ipate liquidity.

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His enemies have started spreading nasty ngey stories on X.

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Do you ghasias know how much one billion shillings is juu I’m seeing that term being thrown around sana? This fellow Kairu isn’t even worth 50M let alone 1B.

Its obvious that the average bonobo can’t count.

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Hizo siku za building owners walking in town with slippers za bata, wacha ziishe.
We only have one life to live. Enjoy it while you can.

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Bobo Kairo is just a common thief, u cant be taking luxurious vacations halafu unakuja kulia hapa kuhusu harsh economic environment juu umeshindwa na kazi. Anybody with an 1Q above 110 can see through the lies.

Btw, watu wengi hawajui but car importation on behalf haina izo margins wazimu to sustain the lifestyle he was parading online. Most dealers (i know a few person) make cents on the dollar for every unit shipped, na saa hio hujalipa wafanyikazi, KRA na rent. Pesa iko kwa volume, access to loans and ability to sell the car via hire purchase. Kuna wale pia kama Francis Ng’ang’a of Valley Road Motors who dabble in the underworld of not-so-clean units from the UK and Singapore. Its a cut-throat business through and through. Hapa hauna time ya kupeleka malaya masai mara!!

Thats the reason only Pakistanis/Asians have predominantly thrived in this business due to access to cheap capital via table banking, kuokoleana kukiwa na auction deals and common sense/discipline. Bonobo kama kairo akiuza Range Rover moja, profit ya 1M anapeleka malaya kama wavinya South Africa anarudi kama hajalipa rent na salaries. He then leases another ‘yard’ at parklands to shit on his old employer abd clout chase online, very asinine.

I don’t see bobo kairo surviving this onslaught, no sane human being will entrust him again with their millions awaletee gari no matter how many apologies/statement he makes. Biashara kama hii is very trust-sensitive na ukikojolea jina ni hivo. Kenyans wako na PTSD of being conned na gari sio mkate unanunua kila siku. I see him downsizing if not shutting down soon.

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But still, don’t live beyond your means.

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Punguza misemo za kimaskini.

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Single mothers and their spawns are a menace to society.

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Kenya if you have 5M KESH or thereabouts wewe ni billionaire. I don’t think this chap is even liquid to the tune of 2M.

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Nani amekuuliza? Nilikwambia maneno ya pesa ukae mbali sana. Never engage me on financial issues.

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Mbwa

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If you read the book "The millionaire next door,you will understand who the real millionaires are.

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What are the net profit margins in “car importation on behalf” business? Whatever discount they give clients is compensated by the fact that they need smaller yards to store the vehicles before collection unlike regular dealers.

What shocked me is the lack of emotional intelligence from this guy. He has spent so much time showing how how he has so much money. Vile yeye ni billionaire. Sijui trust in Cayman islands. Mpaka anatusi Rugby chef ati anawekwa na mzungu only for him to go broke in a few months. Kama unajua huna the money unasema uko nayo why brag so much yet kuna watu wako na billions na wamenyamaza. He must have esteem issues.

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Fanya hivyo peke yako. Mimi nataka watoto wangu waitwe dynasty!

Hizo pesa zako. Watoto watapatia malaya tu kaa huyo Khalif Kairo.

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Depends on how good u are at negotiating during Auction sales in Japan but u can make real money if u have a good system in place

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