The joy of a simple, independent life

Alehandro chunga sana usikunye kwa kitanda

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Game za arsenal niliwacha kuwatch the other season before last season. sitaki kumeza dawa ya pressure mimi bado baby boy

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Mimi hio ndio maisha naishi very comfortable and drama free except mimi juu ni mdosi nikona lots of friends and a girlfriend kuoa na kupata watoto hapana most of time is dedicated to educational and financial pursuits.

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Contrary to popular belief, man suffer immensely by his unawareness that he can comfortably live alone. For putting up with a nagging, smelly, fat wife and obese mannerless kids and entitled and pesky relatives and friends, what exactly do you get in return as a man?

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I simple words, Sema wewe ni mgtow. I think the globalists are endorsing it.

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Then you are trying to tell us wewe bado hauna kakitu kaka ama mimi pia sijakuelewa, kama unaeza jenga nyumba and afford a V8 wewe hapana raia wa kawaida…

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For putting up with a nagging, smelly, fat wife and obese mannerless kids and entitled and pesky relatives and friends, what exactly do you get in return as a man?

Umeona mengi kweli kaka

Kewords: nagging, smelly, fat wife, obese, mannerless kids, pesky relatives and friends

Kwani una deal na watu wanakaa aje?

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Haha ati unakunywa whisky daily?

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Hawa ndio tunangojea hekaya, instead wanatupatia snippets…

Kuna mtu that gave him a dagger to the heart na hajawahi recover, tunangoja hekaya @Maize_Combuster halafu utumalizie na healing journey yako

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It is a known fact, bar exceptions, that madem hujiachilia wakiolewa na kupata watoto.

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Most women pull the pin on the fat grenade right after the wedding. And usually when she starts hitting the gym, it is for her next guy. Not you.

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A pat on the back for being a responsible man.

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Religion, formal schooling, formal employment and marriage are some of the longest ongoing scams in the history of humanity. Woe unto you should you decide to partake and participate without awareness of this fact.

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Kaka @Maize_Combuster is yet to recover, reason being that ukiigusia hio riba huwa anawaka kama miale ya jua. Hekaya hajawai leta

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I am a dedicated plantation waka but Niko na awareness kwamba it is a thankless job. For such, I don’t pedestalise my wife and neither do I kill myself for my kids. I do for them what is expected for the benefit of humanity but eat lanyes, choice cuts and imbibe on single malts while saving something for myself ya siku za baadaye.

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Nice, hio awareness huwa muhimu sana

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I have always found the idea of a man going to work then coming home to a house with the wife and kids, and sleeping in the same house a weird one - traditionally a man had his abode, the women had theirs and the kids once they hit around 10 years had theirs also.
today its common for teens to share the same roof with the father and mother, and even boys and girls, I think it creates a very anti social community, inward looking and we tend to be very self centered and selfish

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ongezea kunyambiwa kwa kitanda usiku na mood swings

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Bachelorhood is great ukijipanga vizuri. A man needs sex, food, cleaning service and entertainment to be happy. As long as you have a list of sex providers, you know how to cook or where to find good food, you have mama fua or a washing machine, and you have your big screen tv and music system, uko sorted.

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hio maisha inataka self discipline kali saidi ama itakumaliza

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